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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:06 pm
Granted, but there's only 1 CD in the world
I wish I had devil horns..
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:00 pm
Granted, but Gaia shuts down the day you get them.
I wish I could jump into any book I wanted and become a new character in the book...
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:03 pm
Granted, but your character gets killed on the first page.
I wish i could take off all day tomorrow.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:32 pm
granted, but if have sit in frount othe computer and talk to me i wish i could not be at a job interview
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:48 pm
Granted, you are arrested in a case of mistaken identity.
I wish it was friday.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:03 pm
Granted but tomorrow is Monday
I wish I had lots of empty space on my computer
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:27 pm
Granted: All of your files are erased.
I wish I could see in the dark.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:30 pm
granted, but you are blind
i wish i had lots of money
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:42 pm
You get lots of money, but you realize its all just Monopoly dollars...
I wish I could swim amongst the stars.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:47 pm
Granted: You get an all expense paid trip to hollywood, you get to swim amongst the stars, all the really annoying ones, like Paris Hilton.....too bad that's not even close to what you wanted...
I wish I could sleep when I was out of town.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:50 pm
Granted: That's all you do, and you miss all the fun stuff, like the Aurora Borealis.
I wish I could build a computer.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:02 pm
Granted, unfortunately it's made out of leggos and has no internet access.
I wish I could bend time and space to my will.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:38 pm
Granted! You can bend time and space to your will, but as you are doing so someone taps you on the shoulder. You lose concentraition and appear in the day you were born, you also appear directly overtop you infant self. You fall down, crush yourself, and die.
I wish I hadn't fallen down the stairs.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:50 pm
Granted: But you fell down the escalator instead and it was 45 minutes before anyone came to help you. You just kept falling and falling
I wish I could solve otherpeoples problems.
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:27 pm
Granted. You solve their present problems, only to cause more future problems.
I wish my pajamas were cozier.
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