Things a Naruto Character Would Never Say

[kita mouryou]

Sasuke: Sakura will you go out with meh
Sakura:No im going out with Naruto~looks at naruto~Right naruto heart
Naruto:Hmmm Blue i think ill paint my room blue
Sasuke:~cries~

lol sorry i though it was funny sweatdrop  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

Naruto: I hate ramen now

Naruto: Maybe I should clean my place up

Sasuke: i'm tired of living alone (or no where we don't know) I'm moving in with Naruto  

[Shimaru]

sasuke: kakashi is my special friend if yeh know what i mean!

kiba: akamaru... you smell... have you been rolling in the dead fish again...?

shino: what the hell is that!?! ...oh a bug... what're you doing down there... wait a minute...

chouji: i think i'll go on a diet... maybe dress like ino too...

ino: i think i'll eat more... maybe dress like shikamaru...

Shikamaru: bah... stupid clouds! you and your floating...ness!! maybe i'll dress like tsunade...

itachi: i looove chocolate! but i can't eat it or i'll get fat...

naruto: ...  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

Naruto: Hokages are stupid

Tsunade: Orochimaru is hott

Tonton: Meow  

[lemon_JJ]

Naruto: *sitting down with his legs crossed elegantly, blowing gently on his manicure* Eww... Sakura? Iruka darling, you got it all wrong. Why, did you think I kissed Sasuke by accident? *Giggle* You silly boy, you! He has such delicious lips *sigh dreamly*...so silent and strong...just my type heart

Itachi to Kakashi right before they did battle on the water: P-Please be gentle with me, its my first time *bows in traditional japanese wife to husband posture*  

[Spence Wind]

Oi, Oi, where's the library  

[Spence Wind]

Sakura: I am kickass
Gaara: Would you like to go to the prom ith me, Temari.
Kankuro: DDR rocks  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

Rock Lee: I hate Gai-sensei

Neji: Hinata is hott!!

Rock Lee: I'm giving my eyebrows to someone who needs them like gaara!

Kakashi: maybe I should call my cats next time...  

[Naerin]

Orochimaru to Konoha:*sings*"Why can't we be friends, Why can't we be friends?"

Tsunade t Orochimaru:" Instead of reviving my dead boyfriend and brother, how about you marry me if I cure your arms?"
Orochimaru:"Okay I have always love you Tsunade."

I am sorry if I have killed any Orochimaru fangirls with this sad .  

[Lord Jyabil]

Shimaru

naruto: ...

i think he says that in the anime and the manga sweatdrop  

[EmiliaSoftHeart]

Sasuke: oooh *squeeze*
sakura: HANDS OFF
sasuke: nooo
Sakura: only naruto can touch these scream
Sasuke: *squeeze* I wuves them whee
Sakura: *slaps* I MADE THIS PLUSHIE ONLY FOR NARUTO stressed
sasuke: *runs away*  

[Fumoffu]

LOL naerin thats a funny quote..  

[beautiful3ulogy]

orochimaru: "What is this jutsu thingy you are speaking of?"

orochi again: [insert Gir voice] "I love this show whee "  

[Fade_the_Pyro]

Sasuke: I'm tired of this outfit. I'm gonna start wearing an all pink jumpsuit! or maybe yellow...  

[RedCrow108]

Sakura: "You know, I think I'll get off my a** and go actualy do something cool for once."

Ino: "Hey everyone! I think I'll be a decent ninja for once and stop obsessing over an idiot because I'm only twelve!"


Ten-Ten: "Guess what? I actualy have a personality!"

Shizune: "I'm going to do something decent with my hair. And go beat the crap out of ton-ton for being an irritating comic relief."

Anyone: "Alright, everyone, today is go-beat-the-s**t-out-of-Sasuke day!"


Kishimoto: "I think I'll draw some kunoichis actualy doing stuff for a change."