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 Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:50 pm
I at least own them..
You get a fake lottery ticket and watch a recording saying you won. You are so happy and think you have 10million dollars that you light your friends houses on fire promising them new ones.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:22 pm
It'll be a funny story at next years Christmas party if I live that long.
You just realized Bush is president. (Does that tell you what I think about him lol.)
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:29 pm
It'll give me more reason to laugh when I see his face in the newspaper.
You are about to get eaten by a huge swarm of zombies.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:29 pm
thanks god they decided a president can only serve two terms, and this is his last term, only have to endure 2 more years gonk
ur hair turns into snakes over night (medusa! blaugh ) and poisonous
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:34 pm
(Wow! People really jumped on the chance to dis bush. lol. I'll do a silver ling for both!)
@Zombies - I always loved that Resident Evil Game! Now I'm the main character!
@Medusa - Cool! I'm just like the myths now! I'm ledgendary!!!
You just found out you're cars been stolen, and you're girl/boyfriend's anniversary present was inside. Happy aniversary! Or not. lol.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:34 pm
Ooo...let me find my ex-boyfriend!
Edit--sorry, I posted a little late there...hmmm...at least my boyfriend is okay.
You're bungee jumping and the cable snaps.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:37 pm
I always wanted to go skydiving anyway.
The docter just told you that you have to have your bottom lip removed for metical reasons.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:38 pm
Edit--- Dang you beat me to it!
Eh, do I really need two lips? Isn't that just a little excessive. I mean I really only need one right?
You just found a wild poisonous snake in your bed, and, goody, it's laid eggs.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:40 pm
It saves you the typing. mrgreen Ooo, and what do ya know? Eggs for breakfast.
Your favorite cream pie has just fallen in the dirt face down.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:43 pm
Mmm!! I finally get to have this mud pie everyones been raving about!
You had an accident and hit you're head. Now you're motor functions are backwards. Left is Right, and right is left!
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:44 pm
Shrimpee_Bean It saves you the typing. mrgreen Ooo, and what do ya know? Eggs for breakfast.
Your favorite cream pie has just fallen in the dirt face down.
You get bitchslapped on your way to a hard days work.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:51 pm
Kicking someone's a** before work sure would make my day feel better.
Disney World just exploded!
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:54 pm
But at lest I stell made it out with my mouse ears.
Your mom tells you that your turtle ran away from home and is never coming back.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:59 pm
Really!! My turtles so cool!! He's the first turtle I've known that can run!
You seem to have misplaced your left kidney... oh wait! There it is! In your soup!
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:04 pm
Cream of Kedney, mmmmmmmmmm
You fall from a clif with a bear below.
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