The corrupted wish game.

[OkashiHime]

Granted but your account gets hacked right away.
*knocks on wood*

I wish my puppy would stop peeing on the floor.  

[moonlitsilver21]

Granted but it starts to pee on your bed!

I wish my computer was faster!  

[The Illegal Snail]

Granted, but its so fast you can't keep up and then it crashes.

I wish people would all stop being so ignorant.  

[Bara no Chikai]

Granted, unfortunately this is just game. It doesn't do much. o_o

I wish people would give me avi arts.  

[Peggysan]

Granted. Unfortunately you get avi arts from people who can't draw (eg: me) and so they all look like crap.

I wish that I could get a good description for my avi so that I can enter it in the Avatar arena sweatdrop  

[Bara no Chikai]

Granted, but then flamers and n00bs swarmed your avatar arena page. gonk

I wish Tektek would fix their layering issues.  

[valkry profile apples]

Wish on a silver platter!! Unfortunately when everyone rushes onto it to check out their dream avi's the both sites crash.

I wish I'd put sun block on yesterday...  

[torikoshikurou]

granted, but instead of a sunburn (which i assume you got) you get an orange tan, causing everyone you know to call you wicked names like Citrus girl and Sunny D xd
I wish I could find more Gackt songs on Limewire  

[Bara no Chikai]

Granted, but it will take approximately 5 days, 22 hours, and 43 mins to finish downloading.

Speaking of which, I wish Death Note and Ouran High School Host Club would download faster.  

[darthapples]

DAH! You can see!! But you have nothing to look at but piles and piles of dirty dishes.

I wish my car worked...  

[valkry profile apples]

granted!! as soon as you finish washing them they will be heart heart

I wish I had music with base in it...  

[poojuice]

Granted, but you get Almoranas from it being too spicy. (i dunno what that is in english >__> its when you poop blood when you eat too much spicy food)


I wish the prices on all the items i "invested" on would stop going down scream