The Prequel Trilogy

[Nelowulf]

*begins rapping.... horribly*

Yo, yo, yo! Give it up for the Prequels! *woot woot*

I was at a meeting with the federation,
but they thought id destroy their propagation,
So they gassed us on the spot,
but we dodged droidekas and other whatnot!

We landed on a planet called naboo,
And jar jar gave Quigon a booboo,
so we traveled to the capital theed,
and to courosaunt with amildala in a silver steed....


okay, i suck....  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

but on they way there we stopped off on tatooine
where we met a slave boy we call ana-keen
bad a** pilot, midichlorians high
for this kid, the limit is the sky
so then he came with us, but then something started to fall\
oh s**t, its a sith lord, Darth Maul

*enter beat box*

okay that sucked i know  

[Nelowulf]

After teh jedi council meeting on Courosaunt,
To naboo we traveled with faces quite gaunt,
Theed was in ruins, but look at this,
Anakin stopped the droid army, and was quite pissed.

the sith lord Darth Maul killed Qui-gon,
But alas, now Darth Maul is gone.
I slayed him and with nobody missed,
I took Anakin as an apprentice.

DRUM SOLO!  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Ten year pass my foolios
ANd Anakin thinks hes coolio
THe queen is now the senator
And anakin just wants to bone her
COunt dooku tries to kill her
A clone army is chillin
jango Fetts Children
Senator Palpatines a piss-ed
and the Droid Army is raisin

*crazy awesome guitar lick*  

[Nelowulf]

Find bad things, the jedi do,
the CIS is some bad voodoo,
Obi-wan has some fun,
Gettin blown up sonically some,
Crashin' on Geonosis and calling for help,
Amidala turns into a whorish whelp,
Anakin follows just because,
And Lord Tyrannus is the cause..

Boom Baddda boom!  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

but hell no, Tyranus won't win
he cut off Ani's arm with a whim
To the rescue he comes
armed with no gun
Master Yoda he is, and bad asss at that
A big fight commences, and Dooku runs away
Hell yeah guys, Yoda SAVES THE DAY  

[Nelowulf]

With a mini-lightsaber and a cane to boot,
Yoda saves the jedi without pocketing loot,
Ani grows horny to amidala,
And weds her, faster than he would a llama.

Break it down.!  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

*everyone breakdances, then slowly starts doing the robot*

The future is hazy, or maybe im spacey
all i can tell you, the rest is no good
Palpatine takes everyoen in the hood
makes his lil Empire, with Lord Vader to hire
Ani's now vader, and he did Bone the queen
now hes got two kiids, hell yeah theyre twins
I took em, yeah i took em, and hid them far away
one on the desert hellhole, where Vada would never stay
the other with a friend of mine, and then i ran away

*pop musicish*

Where did Master Yoda go?

*beat pumps in, and it bridges to the real Gangsta Rap.*  

[Flamer42]

eek ....i think you could sell that...
heck if lucas can get away with his prequils then you could easily get away with this rap.  

[Nelowulf]

livin la vida rich!  

[Flamer42]

I think that would qualify for Bill Gates rich.  

[Meli_00]

ha ha  

[Flamer42]

so...how about those prequils, yah...prequils....ok they are not that good...they are still star wars but are not that good. Some people would consider them to be nightmares. How would it feel to write a best selling book only to have everything it was about erased from the minds of star wars fans. Definantly a nightmare.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

i concurr whole hearteadly  

[jedi_master_tenku]

Well, not erased, at least. Those who know the stories that were there haven't forgotten, and some *innocent whistle* tend to follow their story line more than Lucas'.