The Philanthropist Ninja

[Disseverance]

I'm back and now it's Hourly Bump Time!

smile Hey, there Stare.
stare Oh. Hello, Smile.
smile Who's your friend?
biggrin I stab babies.
stare He's not my friend. He's been following me around all day saying creepy things like that.
smile Oh ok.
biggrin I come while you are asleep.
stare I want to get rid of him.
smile I'll help.
stare Ok, but what can we do?
biggrin Slice ankles.
smile We can try to be real nice to him.
stare I doubt that would work.
biggrin Stomp on your face with cleats.
smile Hey, there. What's your name?
biggrin Chainsaw your crotch.
smile There we go. His name is ChainsawYourCrotch.
stare ...
smile Let's call him Chain for short.
biggrin *wanders off*
smile There we go, now nobody can annoy you anymore. Let's go get some ice cream.
stare ... Out of the pan, into the acid lava fire filled with werewolves that eat sharks that eat alligators that eat people.
smile I think you've been spending too much time with Chain.
stare ...

Holy crap, that's a long one. Oh well, I feel good about it. Hopefully, whoever reads it will think so too. 3nodding  

[~ urlittlepenguin ~]

lol i liked it heart  

[PARAD0X X]

I liked it also. It was funneh.  

[dronze]

you amuse me.  

[BUCK3T]

I actually busted out laughing at the 'Chainsawyourcrotch' part.

 

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Hourly Bump!

stressed Gah! Everyone's so stupid! I hate them all!
scream Graaaaaaaah! AKLFJALKDFHALKJFDFJADHFKJAHF!
stressed Shut up the heck up! I can't hear myself talk to me!
scream RAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG!
stressed I'm gunna beat you with a rusty croquet mallet if you don't back off!!
scream QWWRCVBNRWHDFNVVNZVKLDSJFGZKHDS!!!
cool Yo, guys. Chill. It's not kosher to be a doucher.
~So Vein, Scream, and Cool Guy all frolicked and played in the sand together and laughed at the dirt between their toes.~
--Seven years later, Vein became a therapist and Scream became a kindergarten teacher. Cool Guy was found at the bottom of a ravine after a fiery car crash that melted away all of his flesh and had forty dull, acid-covered spoons plunged into his face by which he bled to death for 10 years.--  

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Hourly Bump! Hmm... This thread is becoming increasingly discouraging. Many people come, but none join in the events or anything. confused Maybe I put too much stuff in it?

domokun I SOIL SELF.

Good ol' Domo.  

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Hourly Bump!

~Now it's time for an episode of Poke-Smilies~

razz I choose you, Pirate Face!
pirate Arg, arg, ARG!
blaugh Oh yeah!! Pirate poke-smilies are weak against ninja type smilies! I choose you, Ninja!
ninja *sneaky sneaky sneak*
razz Use Gun, Pirate Face!
pirate AAARRRGG! *shoots gun*
ninja *rejects the bullet and sends it back home to be with its children*
blaugh HA! Now, use Sneakyness!
ninja *SNEAK*
pirate Arg?
blaugh Ha! Now your pirate can't see him!
razz Oh no! Well, I guess we'll just have to get drunk! Pirate Face, use Rum!
blaugh WHHHAAATTT!?!?!?!
pirate ARG! *chug chug chugs and is now drunk* Gra!
blaugh Ninja! Use Ballistic Shuriken!
ninja *sneakies and then throws hundreds of shurikens at Pirate Face*
razz Dodge it, Pirate Face!
pirate Rag... *falls face flat on the ground while the shurikens fly harmlessly over*
xp *random guy catches all of the pointy stars in the face*
*everyone stops and stares at him*
razz Good dodge, Pirate Face!
pirate Gar...
blaugh Ya! That was pretty cool!
ninja *nods*

I've always thought it was really funny when the Pokemon trainer told his Pokemon to dodge attacks. As opposed to what? Taking it in the face? I can imagine what that's like.
"OK, Pikachu, I don't want you to move, I want you to shove your spine into his spikes."
"Pika?"
"It's all part of the plan, you see?! It's all gunna be ok cuz I'm not crazy! You're the one who's crazy!"

Speaking of crazy, this Hourly bump is crazy, stupid long. I'm gunna stop now. sweatdrop  

[dronze]

that was incredibly humorous.  

[Disseverance]

Hourly Bump! Hey all, I'm back. I was getting a bit lazy with the thread, but I'm here now. 3nodding

I would like to spend this Hourly Bump on a poem that was beautifully orchestrated to depict perfect bliss. A masterpiece that could only be created from the deepest depths of insanity. I give you,

A Random Poem

The marble did scream out glasses,
As green markers should turn to basses.
And the lid did punch the small love foxes,
While careening graphite letters barrage the young flame boxes.
And silhouetted mascot blocks caress,
For I am king of all randomness.

-Michael

Well, the name needs a little touching up, but I like it. 3nodding  

[RecluseTigress]

LMAO You have to be the most entertaining out of all the threads i've been to.  

[dronze]

*pushes thread nothward*  

[RecluseTigress]

I posted before and then I forgot to donate something to you surprised Well I hope that it helps you on your way.  

[Rahka Ablem]

Just stopping by to tell you i have sent a meager donation for you when you log on.  

[Kitsune_Ninja___x]

XD i love Ninjas Your AVatar is really kool.... im going for the Fox Ninja look myself (still questing)...

But your avvie is amazing... once i have my 2 items i will help you out best i can

i will be using my gold which i earn to help out people i feel are nice XD.