Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Osculable]

Because ur an insane demon monkey  

[keep it creepy]

Because your chatspeak created a language barrier.

 

[zrp]

cus i want half your moneys  

[keep it creepy]

'Cause you always wanted half my monies....it's my cash monies!

 

[Rushed xx]

Because my obsession with smuggling gerbils in my bra was too much for yuu. >.>

 

[Osculable]

Because yhu smuggle gerbils D:  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

because i dont feel like killing myself  

[keep it creepy]

Because you said the skeletons in your closet were more important than me.

 

[Insane Demon Monkey]

Because the scelotens in my closet auctualy car about me unlike you  

[--Untoten Kase--]

So dark and cold, I drive alone...

Cuz i did

...Like a phantom rider, Can't make it all on my own

 

[ii-Stephanie x3]

A million words would not bring you back, I know because I tried, neither would a million tears, I know because I cried...

B-cuz i aint gay ;P

...My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.

 

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Because your Grunny ate my waffle iron cleaner and coughed up a smelly hairball on my bed.

 

[Rushed xx]

because yuu spooned meh!
 

[Silven-chan]

'cause u stole my rice balls !!!! they were yummy 2 !!!! stressed  

[Bellflower Witch]

Because you didn't seem to notice that I was the one who stole them.