The type of guy who puts on cyanide perfume
"My real name is so silly..." Alex sighed wishing to change the topic, thought he knew that it never would and that Rian would just pester him until he got an answer. He looked at his feet, blushing slightly and started speaking again. "I'm a married man pining over a straight man. I'm selfish."
Then asks for kisses on the neck from every boy in the room