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 Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:40 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 1:40 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:43 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:28 pm
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( Star Wars meets any/every Quest-type RPG/Adventure )
Commander: Luke, we need you to destroy the Death Star!
Luke: I'm on it. * is about to leave for his X-Wing *
Commander: Whoa! Not so fast there, kid. There's steps needed to be taken.
Luke: Like what?
Commander: To take out the Death Star, you must 1st disable its shields on Endor, but to do that, you have to fight through tons of guards.
Luke: Okay...
Commander: But, to even get to Endor, you need to go past the blockade.
Luke: ...
Commander: To do that, you need to visit the nearest 10 planets and search for the 10 shards of the blockade key.
Luke: sweatdrop
Commander: But, to get them, you must 1st get all your inventory items like the boomerang, bombs, arrows, etc.
Luke: stressed * leaves *
Commander: But to get them, you must go into dangerous dungeons and... Luke? Where'd you go? ... ... ... I'm so lonely...
( Next episode )
Luke: WTF!? I spent all that time doing all this crazy s**t, gaining 50 experience levels, maxing out my ammo capacity, only to have to start the next episode without anything again!? SCREW THIS, I'M TAKING UP BALLET! scream
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:51 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:48 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:36 am
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:43 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:54 pm
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Luke: Dammit! What is with this weird anime thing going on?
Vader: What do you mean?
Luke: Well, instead of fighting like normal, we have like 3x the dialouge. And, my eyes take up like 1/3 of my head. And then my mouth... It's really tiny when closed, and ridiculously huge when it's open.
Vader: How do you think I feel? Every time I sigh, you see a big-a** sweat drop appear OUTSIDE my helmet. What is up with THAT?
Luke: At least your hair didn't change to purple and defy the laws of physics...
Vader: At least your animation is colored right. See this? On the 3rd frame every time I spin around, my suit changes to a lighter shade for some reason. It's just that one frame, but jeez...
Luke: Yeah well, just don't get suprised by irony and idiocy. That'll cause you to fall over in 1 frame. I almost got whiplash last time that happened...
Vader: What were they thinking when they did this?
Luke: Oh, and this one's the clincher. * pulls out his lightsaber in an overly dramatic motion, with a swooshing background, and it takes him 20 seconds or more *
Vader: Okay...
Luke: I know. They made it so when you pull out your lightsaber, you do that crap like those crappy kid shows where they take forever to transform or whatever it is they're doing. God, who's idea of a sick joke is this?
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:47 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:24 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:04 am
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missing nin itachi *in death star* Vader: Heh that villan party was soooo awsome, Ill have to invite those guys again sometime. Hey whats this? (picks something on ground) Vader: It looks kinda like a ring. Lemmy try it on. (Vader puts it on) Vader: Whoa! I feel the energy of a thousand deathstar beams corsing through my body! I can do anything! I can even change the color of my own voice! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!*Menwhile in Mordor* Sauron: Wayne! Wayne: what is it this time? Sauron:.....I forgot.....something.....maybey a DVD?....No thats not it, but it is round....What was it?....God.....Hmmmm. Wayne: well Ill just go and- Sauron: Wait! I remember!....... Wayne: What? Sauron: .......Do you know where my one ring to rule them all is? Wayne: I think you left it on the death star during that party with Darth Vader. Sauron: Yeah that party was awsome, hehe. Everyone was there, even Harry Pott- WAIT! Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
xd I saw that...that was a good parody!!! |
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:35 pm
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Darkened Angel Nospai Deathous Anakin: Oh my god! They killed Chewie! Mace: You scruffy nerf herders! * Obi-Wan comes running * Obi-Wan: You guys, seriously, what'd I miss? Mace: You miss everything, you fat-a**. Obi-Wan: 'EY! I'M NOT FAT, I'M BIG-BONED!
Mace: Eh, who cares. we still need to help my dad get his lightsaber to work.
Anakin: Whaddyamean?
Mace: Well, mom said he's having trouble getting a...a.. an "ee-rekshin."
Obi: What da hell is dat? A new Moff?
Mace: No, my mom said it means he can't "get his lightsaber to extend."
Obi, Anakin: Oohhhhhh... |
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:41 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:37 am
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