Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[AFK Masturbating]

To have their characters in Disgaea reach level 9999.

(( No joke. That's the level cap in Disgaea! ^^;; ))  

[Missing00]

to throw away the PSP and get a sexier DS Lite instead.  

[elvisnake]

To have never wasted time with the PSP in the first place, and spend all non-rebel fighting time spent playing Mario Kart.  

[Darkened Angel]

To force DA to advertise for them by stealing all her clothes and the only thing she's able to find to cover herself is a " Join the Imperial Stormtrooper Forces - Be an Empire of One. " sign.  

[ElladanKenet]

To become the only legal advocate for power mongering  

[Nelowulf]

To Moo.  

[Sol Walker]

To brand Nelo.  

[Missing00]

To make a space farm and grow space corn.  

[ElladanKenet]

To eat nachos  

[Darkened Angel]

To hire Fred Fredburger as their main employee in public relations.  

[ElladanKenet]

To hire Sam Walton, Walt Disney, and Roy Croc as new economic supervisors.  

[Missing00]

To hire Phuk Yoo as their new guy with a funny name.  

[ElladanKenet]

To hire Wolfgang Puck as the Emperor's personal chef  

[Darkened Angel]

To hire Justin Timberlake as their music director.

(( My God, what have I started? ))  

[Rodyn]

To have Walgreens extremely mass-produced in Florida.