Mos Eisley Cantina

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Speaking of Force Lightning, the dumb Potentium s**t in the EU is making things weird.

Luke is now using Dark Lightning against people like its no biggie.  

[Sol Walker]

what-a-whata?
in the new books?
jeeze. no respect for the things that have come before.  

[Nelowulf]

Maybe Luke will be like his father after all...  

[Zeke Ren]

Hmm...I wonder what would happen if lord Revan and Darth Vader had lunch with tea while waiting for the emperor.

Revan:....So...your..like a...Half Machine,half human sith lord guy?

Vader:Yeah...So..your..like the soul of the legendary jedi turned sith during the mandalorian wars,and you still wear your robes and armor?

Revan:Yeah...

Vader:Soo....*Sips tea*....What kind of lightsaber do you have?

Revan:Well,I have this really powerful red one that will take away a whole-god- ******** lightsaver and sips tea Enligh style.*

Vader:Oh,well I have this red one that kills people.*Ignites lightsaber*

Revan:Where he hell is the food!?*Force crushes waiter and throws him into the kitchen.*.......So how's the family?

Vader:Well,Luke got his first lightsaber yesterday.And he's going to join the rebellion.So this brings up the fact that he was a deprived child.And the wife,is well...dead.That hoe deserved it.*Sips tea*You?

Revan:I never had a wife or kids.Though,heh,there was this one time on Nar Shaada.....Er....Nevermind.

Vader:...Wha...o..oh,I see now.So how about those pesky hero people eh?Those damned rebels keyed my lambourgine

Revan:...I not only lost my memory due to Bastilla but I became a hero myself,made friends,worked against myself,murdered my ex-padawan Malach and disappeared into the galaxy after destroying the Star Forge.

Vader:......*Tea sip*....Dude,you have to much time on your hands.

Emperor:Jimmy!Billy!How did you know I'd be here?*Sits down and Old Folk's Home Worker daps chin with napkin.*.......WHo are you two again?

Vader:It's me my master....Lord Vader.

Revan:.....It's me,Revan.The one who killed people.

Emperor:Oh Revan,I didn't see you there!

To be continued....  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Hopefully, this is all buildup for a huge turnaround in Legacy of the Force.

You see, Jacen Solo was the one most affected with the Potentium theory, which is basically constituted by two things:

1) There is no Dark Side or Light Side, just one Unifying Force, only good actions and bad actions.

2) The ends justify the means.

And now, Jacen Solo the biggest practicioner of the Potentium theory is now acting with many Dark Side motives and acting really Sithy, letting his emotions for his daughter control him.  

[Sol Walker]

...daughter?
wow. I have missed alot.  

[HereticX]

I think I can make Force Lightning a Light Side power...

Old Senator: "Well, I...I...*pant* *pant* Urk, my chest, my chest..."
Assistant: "Oh no! The Senator is having a heart attack!"
Jedi: "I know what to do! Clear!" *Force Lightning*  

[AFK Masturbating]

Cale Darksun

...daughter?
wow. I have missed alot.

You can say that again ... eek Since when did Jacen have a daughter? @_@  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Since he started acting like a Sith.

Read the Library Thread under the Joiner King and Unseen Queen summaries.

Basically, he wanted the Hapes Consortium's aid (though he wasnt backed by the Republic or the Jedi) in instigating a Killik-Chiss conflict, so he went and screwed Tenel Ka, ended up getting her preggers, and she had a daughter.  

[Sol Walker]

ah. I see.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Yeah  

[Sol Walker]

quite.  

[Sol Walker]

sigh. no respect for poor old Delta-47C  

[Nospai Deathous]

turns out all ARCs were assigned 'alpha' as a name.. >>  

[Sol Walker]

yeah. I had it legally changed.