Mos Eisley Cantina

[Darkened Angel]

Live aboard a luxury yacht entirely crewed by Zeltrons. That might be better.  

[Nelowulf]

Either that, or it's Nelo's version of Event Horizon... My personal effects would never be safe on that ship. Sooner or later, i'd be stuck nude and locked in a room with far too many forceful people just waiting to crack me....  

[Darkened Angel]

Sounds like my house on Party Night. lol  

[Nelowulf]

Let's just simply face it. I don't want to end up being hounded by a bunch of naked zeltron males simply because they mistook my rejections of advances by certain females as some form of declination of heterosexuality, nor do I need to be chased after by both sexes simply due to the fact my chastity turns me into the fox between a bunch of old time british hunters and their hounds.  

[Darkened Angel]

Last time I ended up on an all-Zeltron vessel, I was naked, cuffed, and there was a ship-wide announcement that whoever caught me 1st could have me all night.

Then I woke up.

No more PGGBs before bed. sweatdrop  

[Nelowulf]

How come you were chained up in the room I was hiding in then? I smell deception... or an a** kicking.... or both...  

[Darkened Angel]

I blame that Zeltron crew and their crazy ideas for games.  

[Nelowulf]

I'll put the machine on 'vibrate', and find out which person is going to be thrown out the airlock last... notably the guy who thought this stupid thing up...  

[Darkened Angel]

* Zeltron vessel is attacked by pirates *

* boarding pirates cause an orgy *

I am so NOT cleaning this mess up. sweatdrop  

[Nelowulf]

Since you're chained up..

*opens airlock and watches orgy get sucked into space*

there. Mess cleaned.  

[Darkened Angel]

All your problems can be solved by spacewalks. cool  

[Nelowulf]

Air Support covereth a multitude of sins. Schlock be with you.  

[Darkened Angel]

There is no spoon. There is only the Force.

The Force is touched only through the Midichlorian.

The Midichlorian is a bacteria.

Therefore, Force Sensitivity is a disease.  

[Nelowulf]

If life is an STD, and midichlorians can create life, does that mean they're the cure for death?  

[Darkened Angel]

No, because that would mean Jar Jar could be around forever. NOBODY wants that.