Corrupt A Wish

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

I'dCUT[/colormyHEARTOUTandgiveittoYOU...

^ granted but u wasted a wish

I would like that...


i wish i had never meat that jerk

Just so YOU COULD DO WHAT YOU WANTED WITH IT

 

[merobean]

Granted, but you now have amnesia

I wish my parents would stop bugging me

 

[ThirteenKatz]

Granted, they're dead.
I wish my headache would go away.

 

[Higgums]

granted but he's dead
i wish my mom wouldn't send my bro away again... sad  

[XxWinterAmaranthxX]

Granted but now she sent you away

I wish I could be a superstar!! xp xp xp  

[Higgums]

granted but you die right afterwards
i wish i could find something to eat :/  

[Higgums]

granted, but it's so shitty that it makes your ears bleed
i wish i could die sad  

[XxX-Yukito-XxX]

I am so willing to give you everything

NOT granted!!!... why would you even wanna die?!!

I wish I had a better cellphone

But dammit! you're so far

 

[SukItJeezus]

Granted, but it gets stolen

I wish I didn't have ticks in my house.  

[SukItJeezus]

Granted, but they all get infected.

I wish I had tentacles.  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Granted. But without water they shrivel up and fall off.

I wish I had more privacy.  

[Ultrafail]

Granted, but now you're the last person on earth.
I wish that people would start listening to my music more.