Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Darkness of Dawn]

The stars lean down to kiss you..

Because you make me so depressed I s**t out razor blades. Thanks. stare

And I lie awake and miss you.

 

[Insane Demon Monkey]

Becuse you think its cool your heart is shining and wont go to a doctor  

[Rushed xx]

Because yuu never put the toilet seat down!
emo

 

[0mn0mn0m1234]

Cause you cluttered up the house too much!  

[Osculable]

Becuase yhu look to niice.  

[Toxicated Hugs]

Sometimes life sucks.

Because you poisoned my cookies.

It's all up to you.

 

[Kazuki Tanaka]

because you have a devil imp plusie on you head : O  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

Coz i want half ur stuff  

[Osculable]

Becuase yhu tried to kill me.  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

i divorese you because i didnt try to kill you i just like to store poisened ice-cream in the fridge  

[Osculable]

O.O
Because yhu store yummy poisoned Ice-Cream and i didnt know until now  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

Because it wasent yummie it was that pink flavorr and anyone who likes that deserves to die  

[killer-wolf-kun]

Because I'M NOT GAY!.  

[keep it creepy]

Because you were homophobic and didn't approve of my nude gay dance parties.

 

[killer-wolf-kun]

Because I'm not a homophib but I am not gay . and U don't pay rent