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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:21 am
HAVEY JOKES!


Para masaya tayong lahat, post kayo ng jokes dito: original man o hinde, bago man o luma, clean man o green, basta ang importante, HAVEY!

HAVEY:
(pronounced as "ha-vei", not "hayvee")

- an expression commonly used by Filipinos of younger generation to denote of approval, passing, okay, good work, pleasant happenings, or anything relevant to positivity. sometimes, it just simply means "yes" or "to have". commonly replied to someone who tells a joke, implying that it is funny and not corny.

-urban dictionary


Simula page 41 hanggang 50, sinumang magpopost ng joke na para sa akin ay HAVEY ay mananalo ng instant 20k golds. Iko-quote ko kayo pag havey! smile

Post as many jokes as you can, basta 1 joke per post lang biggrin
Lahat ng mga havey, send trade to Banco de oro and label it "joke".  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:15 am
joke ko: UTOT KA!  

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:28 am
Pasahero: Mamang tsuper, may bayad po ba kapag bata?
Driver: Wala
Pasahero: Kapag kandong?
Driver: wala din
Pasahero: ok anak umupo kana kakandong ako.  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:29 am
DALAWANG MAG KAIBIGAN NAG PAYABANGAN:

BOY1:----SI TATAY KO NANGISDA SA ILOG NAKAHULI NG ISA,ANG MATA KASING LAKI NG BOLA.
BOY2:----WALA YAN SA TATAY KO.MAY HAWAK NA LAMPARA,SUMISID SA TUBIG PAG AHON DI NAMATAY ANG LAMPARA.
BOY1:------GRABE KA NMAN SOBRANG NA YANG KWENTO MO,EMPOSIBLE NA YAN,
BOY2:------BAWASAN MO KASI ANG LAKI NG MATA NG ISDANG NAHULI NG TATAY MO,PARA PATAYIN KO ANG LAMPARA NG TATAY KO.  

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:30 am
sa AMERICA, kapag nawalan ng kuryente, tumatawag sa POWER COMPANY.

sa JAPAN naman, tine-test ang FUSE.

sa PILIPINAS,

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TSINE-CHECK KUNG MERON ANG KAPITBAHAY  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:31 am
Dalaga: Ma, nabuntis po ako. Huhuhu

Mama:Hah!?Paano yun nangyari?

Dalaga:Mama, Maniwala ka, Aksidente po ang nangyari!

Mama: Aksidente?! Naglalakad ka sa kalye tapos nabunggo ka ng TITI!? Ganun ba!  

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:31 am
AT THE SEX SHOP...

GIRL: excuse me,where are the vibrators?
CLERK: sa wall po naka-display.
GIRL:Okay,I'll buy the big red one.
CLERK: Ma'am ,fire extinguisher po yan.  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:38 am
May 3 guys na nagkasala sa hari.

hari: magdala kayo ng 10 prutas na magkakapareho.

unang dumating c james na may dalang 10 santol...

Hari sad tnawag ang kawal)
ipsok sa kanilang puwit at kng cno ang umaray o 2mawa ay papatayin!

unang santol palang ay umaray na c james, patay!

sumunod c john na may dalang 10 ubas, kng kelan pang 10 na ay saka pa ito tumawa. patay din

nagkita c james at john sa langit.

james: ligtas kana sana sa pangsampu. bakit ka 2mawa?

john:kc nakita ko si cyrus may dalang

10 langka! emotion_kirakira  


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:44 am
Pinutol ni Juan ang isang paa ng langaw.

Juan: Lipad!
...
lumipad ang langaw.
...
Pinutol nya lahat ng paa.
Juan: Lipad!

Lumipad ang langaw.

pinutol nya ang pakpak
Juan: Lipad! lipad! lipad!!!

Hindi na nakalipad ang langaw.

Juan: i therefore conclude, na ang mga langaw, kung putulan ng pakpak...
MABIBINGI.  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:47 am
      "Sa Evolution of man mula sa unggoy, san ka napagiwanan?"
 

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:04 am
Boy:Ngano baho man ka ug flower
Girl:Unsa nga flower? heart
Boy:Bombil
Girl:Ngano Bombil man?
Boy:Bombilat blaugh
mga bisaya lang ata makakagets nito sorry  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:23 am
Girlfriend: Why did the manok cross the road?
Boyfriend: Bakit?
Girlfriend: Para pumunta sa bahay ng bakla. Knock knock!
Boyfriend: Who's there?
Girlfriend: Ang manok.  

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:04 am
XxChiNeExX
Pinutol ni Juan ang isang paa ng langaw.

Juan: Lipad!
...
lumipad ang langaw.
...
Pinutol nya lahat ng paa.
Juan: Lipad!

Lumipad ang langaw.

pinutol nya ang pakpak
Juan: Lipad! lipad! lipad!!!

Hindi na nakalipad ang langaw.

Juan: i therefore conclude, na ang mga langaw, kung putulan ng pakpak...
MABIBINGI.


Havey! Ps send trade to Banco de Oro and label it "joke". rofl  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:07 am
Sinong Pogi ang naglalaro ng Gaiaonline?
edi si Kuya Jackal17extreme hahah -.- corny ko  

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:20 am
ANONG KASUNOD NG "THE VALUE"?









Edii, X, Y, Z!!!!



haha gets?
 
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