Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Captain Verd]

Iruka sat next to him, weeping for the loss of  

[Pekora]

Background Ninja 13  

[Syndactyly]

Oh, how terrible it was! Kakashi took no notice to Iruka's blubbering.  

[Captain Verd]

At least he pretended not to. The following morning, Tsunade recieved a letter from Kakashi detailing  

[Syndactyly]

Iruka's drunk ramblings. And the details of Gai's dance. But mostly Iruka's drunk ramblings.

These ramblings went on quite a while. "Number 13 was a honorable man," he would keep saying. It drew Kakashi's mild attention as he sipped his ice cold chocolate milk. Iruka's admiration for Background Ninja 13 would not end there. Yes, Iruka confessed that he had often spoke with Number 13. That Number 13 was a great partner for a great deal of seasons one, two, and three, and chapters 42-180. That Number 13 stuck with Iruka thick and thin, and that even the day Mizuki betrayed him and tricked Naruto, Number 13 was there to patch Iruka's deep wounds in his body, mind, and heart.

((Edited. Don't ask me why I put Asuma. Got them confused for one reason or another. xd ))  

[Emo_ wolF]

bump!!! xp  

[Emo_ wolF]

bump!!! xp  

[Pekora]

but then Iruka realized that Background Ninja 13 wasn't dead, he was just perofrming the ''stabbing'' Ritual for his Jashin religion surprised  

[Syndactyly]

Tears in the eyes, face a-blush, Iruka runs to Number 13. "You're okay!" He screams with jubilation, as he trips over his own feet and lands face first into Kakashi's sandals (which he had taken off). The smell was actually quite heavenly.  

[Purple dragon lady]

Iruka smelled Kakashi's feet and saw (or smelled) that his feet also had a heavenly sent. Iruka continued to smell then, even going so far as to lick them.  

[Syndactyly]

Kakashi screamed like a girl.  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

For the first time in many pages of this story, Jiraiya was alerted by the girly scream and saw Kakashi, only to be disappointed. Jiraiya was tired of all this disappointment and went on a quest to find a woman.  

[Syndactyly]

He left the strip club solemnly. He bumped into Hinata, who was blushing over Naruto, who was blushing at Kiba eat whipped cream off of Shino's belly. Kiba claimed it was a dare (yeah right) made by the most vicious truth or dare player in Konoha.

"Oh really?" Asked Jiraiya, with a huge grin. "Who is this "vicious" truth or dare player?"

Naruto held his voice low. Got close to Jiraiya's ear, and whispered a name. "It's..."  

[attila the fun]

"...Aoba."

Jiraiya was not really surprised at this, since he knew of the incident where Aoba had  

[Syndactyly]

Dared him to roll around in liquefied plaster, mostly naked, and let it dry. To Jiraiya's dismay, he had to rip a lot of tiny hairs out to remove the white, crusty material from his skin. gonk

Aoba is laughed evilly at Kiba and Shino. Shino cried. Kiba ceased, wiping off the whipped creme mustache. He glared evilly at Aoba, who, was currently daring Chouji to give Shikamaru a wedgie whilst he was sleeping. Chouji, shaking his head violently exclaimed, "I would not recommend that!" He paused. "He'd hate me forever."

Aoba grinned. Oh, yes, a very evil grin it was. "Well then! That makes you a chicken!" Then he proceeds to make chicken noises and does chicken-like movements towards Chouji, who fidgets nervously while eying his mostly unconscious friend. Jiraiya grinned, almost tempted to take the challenge. But he thought on this. Would it... be a good idea? He could just kick his a** if he got mad. Yeah... Kick his a**... Shikamaru's a weakling, right?

Jiraiya pondered quite thoughtfully.