Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Isobel Bellamy]

Dead Ed is this man's love bunny  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Isobel got her fashion tips from said man, and plans to steal him from me (by all means, go ahead - he's been a d**k to me recently...)  

[Isobel Bellamy]

(Ah, alas, the heart of fair Isobel has been taken......by chocolate)

Dead Ed had a love child with his love bunny Pete Burns and named her Paris Hilton  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

If Isobel can't have Pete Burns, she'll steal Paris Hilton and raise her with the one guy I posted earlier (and chocolate, of course - she practices polygamy)  

[Rellik San]

Dead Ed is not the Iron Maiden mascot.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

(You need to say something false, you realize xp )

Rellik shot the sheriff, but he swears it was in self-defense.  

[Racer Q]

Dead Ed is actually Sam Shott and he shot Nott.  

[Rellik San]

Dead Ed

(You need to say something false, you realize xp )

You look nothing like Eddy. So you can't be. razz

GlenRayNolPrestonVincenti is the first clone of Count Voukhooglahck (Bring him booby and he will fix your PC for free.)  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Rellik is Count Voukhooglahck  

[Rellik San]

(I thought this was meant to be Lies? xd )

Dead Ed isn't dead. O_O  

[Racer Q]

Rellik san is Ned Nott therefore he was shot by Dead Ed

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, Then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott  

[Veruniel]

Don't let GlenRayNolPrestonVincenti's last post fool you. Secretly, he hates puns. In fact, they give him seizures!  

[OverlordMMM]

Veruniel secretly wishes to assassinate GlenRayNolPrestonVincenti by showing him the pun on her signature....  

[Rellik San]

OverlordMMM is really OverlordQQQ  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Rellik can actually be quick witted sometimes rolleyes razz