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 Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 9:44 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 9:16 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:16 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:54 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:14 am
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Palpentine: We are the sith knights who say.... NI!
Luke: Augh!
Palpentine: The sith knights who say NI demand you bring us.... a shrubbery! not to expensive, but pretty floral arrangements would do nicely... or you shall never pass through this hyperspace route!
Luke: Alright... we shall bring you a shrubbery.
*later, on the planet of endor*
Obi-wan's ghost: Where are we going to find a shrubbery?
Luke: Let's go ask that ewok! I say, fair ewok, do you know where I can find a shrubbery?
Ewok: *clueless*
Luke: If you don't tell us where a shrubbery is, then we shall be forced to say.. NI!
Ewok: *unaffected, starts scratching buttox with spear*
Luke: NI! NI! NI!
OWG: NU! Nu!
Luke: No, its NI, from the back of the throat, NI NI NI!
OWG: NU, NUI, NI! NI!
Ewok: *unphased, goes back to setting traps of meat for hungry wookies*
Stranger: Stop that! It is a dark day when people go around saying NI! to Ewoks.
Luke: And who might you be?
Stranger: My name is not important.
Luke: Please tell us, so we may adress you correctly.
Stranger: My name... is Slartibartfast. Shrubbery is my occupation. I am a Shrubber.
*back on the second death star, with a shrubbery from Slartibartfast*
Palpy: Very good, but we are no longer the sith knights who say NI!. We are now, the sith knights who say.... Eckkie Eckkie Slump di agourpim Wa!
Vader: NI!
Palpy: SH! We demand.... another shrubbery! though not too expensive or too much taller than this one, so they look semi-suffiecient by each other. And then, you must cut down the tallest tree on endor... WITH.... AN EWOK!
Luke: Oh come on! That can't be done. An Ewok? It can't be done!
Palpy: AUGH! HE SAID THE WORD, THE WORD WHICH THE SITH KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI CANNOT UDDER!
Luke: Really, It's impossible!
Palpy: AUGH!
Luke: Hey, it's Lando! Have you found the holy holocron yet?
Palpy: Augh!
Lando: I've been looking for it. it's been evading me. i wish we'd find it...
Palpy: augh!
Luke: come on. It's boring here. And it is copywrite infringement as well...
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:29 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:52 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:32 am
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NickCpointless Padme:the most wonderful thing has happand anie, im pregnant Anikan:WHAT, HOW COULD YOU WHOS THE FARTHER ITS OBI WAN ISNT IT ILL KILL HIM THE SON OF A.... Padme:Ani dont be foolish its you Anikan surprised h, oh right sorry Palptine:ANIKAN Anikan:i gotta go ill see you later Bail organa:did you tell him? padme:i told him it was his baby hell never know its yours Bail:youde think those jedi powers would tell him foll Bail and Padme: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Palpatine: The most wonderful thing has happened to me Anakin. I'm pregnant.
Anakin: What?! How could you?!?!Who's the father- it's Obi-Wan isn't it?! I'll kill him, that son of a...
Palpatine: Don't be silly Anakin, it's you.
Anakin: Oh, alright. Sorry.
Palpatine: No harm done.
Mas Amedda: ..................................................................... |
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:05 pm
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Nospai Deathous NickCpointless Padme:the most wonderful thing has happand anie, im pregnant Anikan:WHAT, HOW COULD YOU WHOS THE FARTHER ITS OBI WAN ISNT IT ILL KILL HIM THE SON OF A.... Padme:Ani dont be foolish its you Anikan surprised h, oh right sorry Palptine:ANIKAN Anikan:i gotta go ill see you later Bail organa:did you tell him? padme:i told him it was his baby hell never know its yours Bail:youde think those jedi powers would tell him foll Bail and Padme: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Palpatine: The most wonderful thing has happened to me Anakin. I'm pregnant. Anakin: What?! How could you?!?!Who's the father- it's Obi-Wan isn't it?! I'll kill him, that son of a... Palpatine: Don't be silly Anakin, it's you. Anakin: Oh, alright. Sorry. Palpatine: No harm done. Mas Amedda: .....................................................................
cont.
Boba: *walks in* Por que?! (all dramatic like) |
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:27 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:07 am
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FayeWeasley Nospai Deathous NickCpointless Padme:the most wonderful thing has happand anie, im pregnant Anikan:WHAT, HOW COULD YOU WHOS THE FARTHER ITS OBI WAN ISNT IT ILL KILL HIM THE SON OF A.... Padme:Ani dont be foolish its you Anikan surprised h, oh right sorry Palptine:ANIKAN Anikan:i gotta go ill see you later Bail organa:did you tell him? padme:i told him it was his baby hell never know its yours Bail:youde think those jedi powers would tell him foll Bail and Padme: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Palpatine: The most wonderful thing has happened to me Anakin. I'm pregnant. Anakin: What?! How could you?!?!Who's the father- it's Obi-Wan isn't it?! I'll kill him, that son of a... Palpatine: Don't be silly Anakin, it's you. Anakin: Oh, alright. Sorry. Palpatine: No harm done. Mas Amedda: ..................................................................... cont. Boba: *walks in* Por que?! (all dramatic like)
Con't.
Jabba: The most wonderful thing has happened. Boba, I'm pregant.
Boba: That's...WONDERFUL!!! But...how come this keeps happening? I mean...arn't we all guys?
*Across the galaxy*
Obi-Wan: *Smacks head* Okay, who's been getting into my estrogen pills? |
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:09 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:04 pm
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The Kitsune Hanyou FayeWeasley Nospai Deathous NickCpointless Padme:the most wonderful thing has happand anie, im pregnant Anikan:WHAT, HOW COULD YOU WHOS THE FARTHER ITS OBI WAN ISNT IT ILL KILL HIM THE SON OF A.... Padme:Ani dont be foolish its you Anikan surprised h, oh right sorry Palptine:ANIKAN Anikan:i gotta go ill see you later Bail organa:did you tell him? padme:i told him it was his baby hell never know its yours Bail:youde think those jedi powers would tell him foll Bail and Padme: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Palpatine: The most wonderful thing has happened to me Anakin. I''m pregnant. Anakin: What?! How could you?!?!Who''s the father- it''s Obi-Wan isn''t it?! I''ll kill him, that son of a... Palpatine: Don''t be silly Anakin, it''s you. Anakin: Oh, alright. Sorry. Palpatine: No harm done. Mas Amedda: ..................................................................... cont. Boba: *walks in* Por que?! (all dramatic like) Con''t. Jabba: The most wonderful thing has happened. Boba, I''m pregant. Boba: That''s...WONDERFUL!!! But...how come this keeps happening? I mean...arn''t we all guys? *Across the galaxy* Obi-Wan: *Smacks head* Okay, who''s been getting into my estrogen pills?
con''t.
Palpatine: *falls out of his closet, then gets up quickly, looking worried* Uh, uhm... no one here but us chickens!! just here on, uh... senatorial duty!
Obi: but... you''re not a senator anymore. you''re a chancellor.
Palpy: can''t hear you! *runs away*
Obi: question *turns away*
Voice in the hall: I have wonderful news. I''m pregnant!
Palpatine (also from the hall): What?! How could you?!?!Who''s the father- it''s Dooku isn''t it?! I''ll kill him, that son of a... |
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:07 pm
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missing nin itachi FrozenPhoenix32 Boba: Donde esta la biblioteca, Vader? Cont. Vader: Nani? Diajobu boba-san?
Palpy: *force lightnings both of them* i can't understand you, ******** sizzle*
Palpy: For the love of God, anyone who comes to live in this galaxy should speak goddamn basic. Now I gotta go look at por- i mean, important imperial-type documents. |
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:01 pm
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Nospai Deathous missing nin itachi FrozenPhoenix32 Boba: Donde esta la biblioteca, Vader? Cont. Vader: Nani? Diajobu boba-san? Palpy: *force lightnings both of them* i can't understand you, ******** sizzle* Palpy: For the love of God, anyone who comes to live in this galaxy should speak goddamn basic. Now I gotta go look at por- i mean, important imperial-type documents.
Ford PRefect: Damn palps, you need to take some High School languages. Here
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