Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Death T-2]

"I have the aggression of a cracker, and my moves are as cool as butter on a sunny day."  

[Ryu_chan]

"Screw this. I want some weed."  

[Cildru Dyathe]

"Thats a pretty fine a** there Joey ::wink wink::" domokun

 

[Death T-2]

"OMW, MOKI! We gotta see Epic Movie when it comes out!!!"  

[Tsunraye]

K don't hurt me please...

"Come with me Anzu, I'm your sweet sugar candyman"  

[Death T-2]

"Love me love me love me, na-nana-na-na! kiss me touch me hold me! Na na na na~"  

[Ryu_chan]

"It's been lovely, chickadees, but I have to scream now."  

[Death T-2]

"GRRR, I say, thoust foul virus!! The power of Christ compells you!"  

[Kaiba]

" Ian started the fire."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

(Death-chan is the shiznit for introducing me to these insanely funny radio parodies! whee )

Mokuba: Oh, you guys are the best!...But, all right, Seto, I gotta ask. What's up with those nipples on your costume?!
Seto: Uhh...hey, at least mine doesn't have breasts likes Yuugi's one.
Yuugi: These are breasts?! Why, you~! Did I ever tell you how much I hate you Kaiba?!  

[Death T-2]

xd xd xd Man, those are timeless... I love how Yuugi's voice sqeaks "breasts"!

"AH, that freaking barstard scratched my eye! T.T"  

[Ryu_chan]

"You know, I haven't torn a small child to shreds and bathed in its blood for a while now. I'll have to catch up on that...."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

The Kaiba went down to Domino, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the Kaiba jumped upon a hickory stump and said, "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the Kaiba his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Yuugi and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Yuugi you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Domino and the Kaiba deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the Kaiba gets your soul.

The Kaiba opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then the band of trade union joined in and it sounded something like this....
When the devil finished, Yuugi said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son!
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done!"

Fire on the muon, run boys, run.
The Kaiba's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The Kaiba bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Yuugi's feet.
Yuugi said: "Kaiba just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The Kaiba's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen  

[Death T-2]

I have a music video of Kaiba with that song! The real one! It's funny.

"The only question I ever thought was hard was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? ...I'm just too white and nerdy..."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

Death T-2

I have a music video of Kaiba with that song! The real one! It's funny.

"The only question I ever thought was hard was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? ...I'm just too white and nerdy..."

Holy s**t! I love that part of the song! heart Weird Al f***ing rocks!

Mokuba: Look big brother, I'm making you a cake shaped like a Blue-Eyes White Dragon!
Seto: Careful Mokuba, don't you remember what happened the last time?
Mokuba: Oh, don't worry. I'm sure it'll be fine.
LATER...
Mokuba: Oh my God, it happened again!
Seto: Mokuba, noooo! You forgot to preheat the oven, you dumb b*****d!
Mokuba: It burns! I'm getting fudge in my eye sockets, help me Seto!
Seto: Christmas is ruined!

rofl