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[PaulTheWolf5575]

True...True...I can get rid of that part, but is it otherwise satisfactory?  

[Nelowulf]

The other thing is the .5 hyperdrive.

You're saying that a ship like that can fly as fast as the millenium falcon. I wouldn't know hyperdrives that well, but .5 is like the ultimate speed record in the galaxy.

And for a ship that size, it'd be hard pressed to make a class 1...

IE an Imperial is half that size and can't even go that fast.  

[Sol Walker]

NO NEW ******** SHIPS!!!
God damn it, what the ******** is all of your ******** deal?!  

[Sol Walker]

Honestly, thats all I hear:
I want new ships.
I got a new ship.
Let me use my new ship.

You stupid ******** more to the galaxy than big a** space ships.
Speeders, droids, blasters, and all sorts of awesome tech, new aliens, and wierd planets exist in the galaxy.
Not a damn one gets any new articles save if I put 'em in.  

[Sol Walker]

And when I do, no one ever uses 'em.
All they want is new big ******** ships.
Cruisers, Dreadnaughts, battleships, ********, back in CotGCW, I was busting a nut just to get my hands on a damn FRIGATE.
I loved that damn ship; fixed her systems, gave her a fresh coat of paint, new guns, and even gave her a pretty piece of Nose art.
You bastards dont give a ******** about that kind of s**t though, do you?
You dont know loyalty. You dont know how to care for your ship. You dont even CARE for your ships. You just want a bigger d**k than the Imperials.  

[Sol Walker]

God damn, I wasnt even using new technology either!
The Heroine's Assault was border patrol for over ten years before I swiped her from the New Republic!
I even had to board her! Had to lead the assault myself!
Not that you ******** would know what thats like, sitting on the bridges of freshly built supercruisers in your clean uniforms letting grunts do your work.
I got shot like twice and slapped around by a ******** Jedi.
Then I had to supress a mutiny among my own men.
You ******** have it made, with your blindly loyal armies wiping your a** and marching off to die at your every whim.  

[Ral Roke]

Holding that back for a little bit?  

[Nelowulf]

I wouldn't interrupt the rant. It is good to let it all out every once in a while.  

[Ral Roke]

Trust me I've heard his rants before. They're even scarier in person.  

[Sol Walker]

I'm not done.


*Ahem*
You dumb bastards think ships just ******** grow on trees, that every time you need a damn new super toy, that you can just pull some s**t out of your crack, slap it onto the board and say "I Got That."
I Had to bribe, steal, and scavenge ships. And I never possesed any working vessel bigger than the Big Freighters I used to infiltrate convoys.
Warships?
None.
I had corvettes and frigates which I earned through sweat, blood, and money.
Even then my personal fleet didn't go over 15 ships.
You ******** work my last ******** nerve.
I dont even HAVE a ship now!
I'm running around in a dirty robe with a shiny stick and an oversized kitchen knife!!
And I'm doing just ******** fine for myself!  

[Sol Walker]

Now, ask me again.
I Dare you ******** me if you can have another big warship.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

*cringes* Jesus Cale...not everyone is you, or is like you, or for that matter should roleplay like you.

Oh, and Nelo, the Stalwarth has a hyperdrive that fast, I'm merely matching her... Should I consider it retconned and change it?  

[Sol Walker]

PaulTheWolf5575

*cringes* Jesus Cale...not everyone is you, or is like you, or for that matter should roleplay like you.

Oh, and Nelo, the Stalwarth has a hyperdrive that fast, I'm merely matching her... Should I consider it retconned and change it?

Shut it ******** run and hide behind Nelo.
Its my damn Guide.  

[Sol Walker]

Ok, now I'm done ranting.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

Fine. It is your damn guide. I'll post it in the Hangar

Oh and ships don't grow on trees. They're just a helluva lot more available to you, you know, when you're faction has a fleet. Especially when the era of continuity we're playing in hardly has any vessels.