Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Nelowulf]

To moo again.  

[Darkened Angel]

To tip that cow and see if it'll STFU.  

[ElladanKenet]

To legalize krank  

[Missing00]

to hit golfballs at the fat kid.  

[dragon3025]

To see if R2 will do my homework.  

[elvisnake]

To just sit and watch Comedy Central 24/7 so they can make several pop culture references.  

[Count of Moogi Cristo]

elvisnake

To have never wasted time with the PSP in the first place, and spend all non-rebel fighting time spent playing Mario Kart.

To award elvisnake a medal for Nintendo-related awesomeness.  

[Missing00]

to hide nintendo refrences all around the death star.  

[NickCpointless]

to clone a clone and see what happens  

[ElladanKenet]

To clone the clone of a clone, and make it gay, and then see what happens  

[Shinn Matsunaga]

To anally rape Elladan for his anti homosexual world view.  

[ElladanKenet]

(.... Did I ever say I don't like gays?... No, I'm not going to argue)

To built a Death Saber  

[Shinn Matsunaga]

(no but it was hinted at. And I enjoy a good cornholeing)

To build a death cicle.  

[ElladanKenet]

To build a Death Polygon  

[Shinn Matsunaga]

To find an equally sinistar synonym for death.