The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[jagged1]

Granted, but now you've got tons of cousins who are just as bad.

I wish I could figure out the new profile system.  

[Ryu_chan]

Granted, but now nothing else makes sense.


I wish my friend's grandma hadn't died.  

[zha_zhayx]

Granted but now your new dog died.

I wish I had a laptop.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but you don't have an internet provider anymore.

I wish I could convince my friend to keep her Angelic Scarf.  

[Kaiba]

granted, but they take your beloved pitchfork.

I wish Phoenix Wright wasn't so damn addictive ;o;  

[Ryu_chan]

Granted; you now find it utterly repulsive and can't stand to even look at or think about it.


I wish my brothers would behave.  

[Chibi Kitsune Warrior]

Granted, but now your parents don't.

I wish that I could find a background for my profile.  

[Kaiba]

granted, you just can't use it.

I wish Leonard wasn't a jackass  

[Ryu_chan]

Granted, but now everyone else is.

I wish my dad hadn't died.  

[zha_zhayx]

Granted but now he's always busy and you can't spend time with him.

I wish I had a cellphone.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted but suddenly we're all in the Stephen King novel Cell and the first call you make on it turns you into a 'phoner' (sort of like a zombie with the herd instinct and psionic powers, but no will of it's own).

I wish that my transcript would read all A's.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but you now have a severe criminal record.

I wish I could stop my nail biting habit.

(On an off note: Cell was an amazing book.)  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, you had your hands cut off in a back water village and no longer have fingernails and your toes are too far away to get at.

I wish I could finally start reading From a Buick 8.

((Yes, I loved Cell. It was weird recognizing the pop culture references, cause I'm used to reading older Stephen King books like Carrie and the Bachman books like The Regulators. I cried for Alice. Like a lot. My mom asked me who died and when I told her she kind of laughed at me.))  

[jagged1]

Granted, however you're forced to stop in the middle of the most interesting part, and are unable to pick up the book again for months.

I wish I knew how to find out if I'm bi or not.

(I get emotionally attached to book characters too much so I'll always cry whenever something happens. That was really sad though. Cell's the only Stephen King book I've read, but I'd love to get my hands on some other ones.)  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, there is a large tree stump and you stick your hand in. If it bites you, you're gay. If it licks you, you're bi. Unfortunately, you die horribly on your way there and you have no extra lives. (Ah, Drawn Together...)

I wish my friend would get the Seto plush I made for her birthday on time.

((Yes... Stephen King is an excellent writer. Some of his earlier books were published under a pen name, which was Richard Bachman, so if you find any of that, he's Stephen King as well. Carrie is a better book than a movie, trust me. And the story Secret Window, Secret Garden is better than the movie Secret Window, and Dream Catcher is better than the movie and the list goes on.))