Captain Espresso ( BYE!)

[Caeppuccino]

Nautically Audacious

(Not the boot, not the Crocs. (Lol crocs.))

See they're not like "CONVERSE" even though they are that brand. o_O

Cool! Those are neat =3

This summer my little cousins got Crocs. They're in LOVE with them. Their favorite kind of shoe xd

It's really cute to hear my smallest cousin (who has a hearing/speech disability) say "Wa' pu' aw ma' fwoc!"

 

[Captain Espresso]

Aww.

That's alot cuter than the speech problem I had as a kid.
I couldn't pronounce R's, unfortunatly, my dad's best friends name is Gray. I'm sure you can figure out the rest. gonk

I love how comfortable the Crocs are. They are goddamn ugly though.

 

[Caeppuccino]

Lol got the ugly part right xd

My little cousin is worse lol...Just about any word that starts with a consonant before an 'R' winds up starting with an 'F' and the 'R' gets the slightest 'W' sound.

You can imagine what it sounds like when he says "Dump truck"

And of course he loves trucks, sooo....He says it fairly frequently, or whenever he sees a dump truck 3nodding

 

[Captain Espresso]

I saw crocs with cheap fake diamonds in them a while ago. I seriously didn't think they could get anymore ugly, but that proved me wrong.

Ow, ow, ow, owowowowowow... I just burnt my thumb on the stove... badly... crying

 

[Caeppuccino]

Lol, says the one with bronze Crocs xd

Awww...I'm sowwy....Want me to kiss it make it better? lol

Stick it on an ice cube

If the blister gets really bad, then sterilize a needle in a flame and puncture the blister near its lower edge and press out the liquid. Then, of course, put a band-aid on it 3nodding

 

[Captain Espresso]

They're brown, not bronze. rolleyes
Colourblind. talk2hand


And you let the needle cool after that right?
Cuase that'd be ******** brilliant.

" I BURNT MYSELF, NOW I SHOULD SHOVE THIS HOT PIECE OF METAL INTO MY HAND. "


I put some burn cream stuff on it for now. It still stings like crazy though. crying

 

[Caeppuccino]

Then it was the flash. Brown doesn't make it better anyways.

No, you stick a red hot needle into a sore, highly-sensitive blister. Yes you let it cool.

Little tip: when pressing out the liquid, make sure there is no way it could squirt on you. It's one of the most sterile fluid on the face of the earth, but it's still disgusting. I found out the hard way :XP:

 

[Captain Espresso]

I wear alot of Brown, why would I buy one of those pairs of like, bright pink crocs. D:

There's no blister. It's just like, red, smooth, and stinging.

Stinging. Like. A. b***h. stare

 

[Caeppuccino]

That's kinda why I said "If the blister gets bad".

If there's no blister, there's nothing to puncture and juice =|

 

[ReinbachThe3rd]

For some reason I had the stovetop on and I climbed onto my cabinet,
Then I tripped and my elbow went straight onto the stovetop. xd

I had a spiral on my elbow for months.  

[Captain Espresso]

That reminds me of the time I was trying to climb up into the cupboard, while holding a butter knife.

I accidently dropped the knife, and it somehow, landed perfectly, straight into the middle of a cup that was sitting on the counter, and the cup shattered all over the place.

I just looked like it like, " What the hell. D8 "

 

[ReinbachThe3rd]

Yeah I can make Digimon art now. 3nodding  

[Captain Espresso]

I noticed.

Dammit. I'm awful, I burnt myself again today.
My mom's told me to stay away from the stove from now on. gonk

 

[Caeppuccino]

Lol niiiiice xd

 

[ReinbachThe3rd]

Ouch Aud. sad
Sounds painful maybe you should stay away from the stove for a while.