Mos Eisley Cantina

[Nelowulf]

I said 'better'. nowhere did the word 'good' appear in that sentence. Gawd, women everywhere this week have been misquoting me....[/rant]  

[Darkened Angel]

Considering how much the Bag of Fail 2 went nuts and all that other crap since then, they had nowhere to go but up.  

[Ral Roke]

So much positive thinking in here right now.

So anyone miss me?  

[Nelowulf]

In comparison to the fact that the universe is spinning at 40,000 miles an hour, and we're revolving around the sun at 19 miles a minute, coupled with the fact that our relative galaxy is nearly 200,000 light years side to side, no, i dont' think anyone coudl miss a small dustlike particle that exists by the username of ral.

Then again, the 9 trillion cells which each contain enough DNA to stretch to the moon and back 19 times made up of nearly 400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 amino acids per strand could seem rather...

You know where i'm going with this, right?  

[Darkened Angel]

* everything gets imploded by the force of gravity in a black hole *

Great, I gotta find the homepage outta an entire solar system crunched into the size of a grain of sand...  

[Darkened Angel]

There's a thread on Solia that was rather interesting to me because I can relate. It was about when schools do fire drills, and how retarded they are sometimes.

Like, they evacuate the students too slow or go through the areas that would be mostly likely to catch fire ( cafeteria, etc. ) so that, if it was real, they'd be dead.  

[Sayla-girl]

So quiet around here.  

[Missing00]

BANG! mrgreen  

[Sol Walker]

Arrowed! dramallama  

[Nelowulf]

Headshot! Humiliation!  

[Sol Walker]

Bwahaha!
My Mongol Hordes shall conquer the vast unsettled lands of Gaia and bring in a new era of peace and order! I will unite the Gaians under my banner! Even if I have to kill half of them to do it!
First order of buisness: Conquer the Chinese.  

[Nelowulf]

I dunno if you can do that with mongolian technology anymore...  

[Sol Walker]

The vast majority of Gaians exist in a fantasy world where swords can cut anything, bows and axes areon par with stanard infantry weapons, and magic is everywhere.
In such an atmosphere, I can dominate.



Going of on a tangen here but have you ever seen Area 88, Nelo?  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Saw an old lady walking down the street
She had a pack on her back and boots on her feet
"Hey lady where you going to?"
She said "U.S. Army Ranger School"
Hey old lady, haven't you been told?
You better leave that stuff for the brave and the bold!"
Hey young punk who are you talking too
I'm an instructor at the Ranger School"

Huaaaa! How's it goin, guildies?  

[Sol Walker]

Fine.
How was reserve's training?