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PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:21 pm
Cult Klassic
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so..I get to keep my brain, and my boobs, but I'm growing a p***s? wtf?
cat needs a p***s not me.


So Cat needs the pen0r? Hmmmm, ok. I can see the glimmer in Saint's eyes.

*hands a potion to Cat*

It's too dangerous to go alone. Take this and become...A MAN!
Careful though, it stings for a couple of seconds.
wait what? glimmer? please don't give my girlfriend a d**k. that's part of the reason I like being a lesbian.  
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:22 pm
@ Brea: No matter how many blowjobs I'm owed, I just can't see you being straight... so no.  

cursedcasanova

Generous Sex Symbol


Sainthood

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:24 pm
Taylor Krieger
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Taylor Krieger
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Taylor Krieger
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I doubt you can really make someone wait to give birth but the thought of that is not so nice...
it was and when i hear about it, i laugh and highfive my dad and say id do the same and my mom says my wifes gonna hate me xD
yeah she probably will.
but otherwise ill be nice, ill drive and stuff...lmao
and run to the store at midnight for pickles and ice cream? xp
what do you think i do now? i live about 5 mins away from stop and shop, im there at all hours getting food
good girl.

@cat: thank you.  
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:24 pm
Sainthood
Cult Klassic
Sainthood
so..I get to keep my brain, and my boobs, but I'm growing a p***s? wtf?
cat needs a p***s not me.


So Cat needs the pen0r? Hmmmm, ok. I can see the glimmer in Saint's eyes.

*hands a potion to Cat*

It's too dangerous to go alone. Take this and become...A MAN!
Careful though, it stings for a couple of seconds.
wait what? glimmer? please don't give my girlfriend a d**k. that's part of the reason I like being a lesbian.


Confuzzlement. A'wight ladies! No one gets a pen0r
Cat becomes a wealthy millionaire
Saint is now a teacher at What The Fawk High School
Taylor becomes the best big sis in the world
And I invented my own video game system

THE END

Now, who would like a yummy cookie?  

Cult Klassic


Taylor Krieger

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:24 pm
Sainthood
Taylor Krieger
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Taylor Krieger
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yeah she probably will.
but otherwise ill be nice, ill drive and stuff...lmao
and run to the store at midnight for pickles and ice cream? xp
what do you think i do now? i live about 5 mins away from stop and shop, im there at all hours getting food
good girl.

@cat: thank you.
lol i almost got hit by a car last night XD  
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:25 pm
wait.... why the hell do I become a millionaire?!!  

cursedcasanova

Generous Sex Symbol


Sainthood

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:26 pm
I would also know why I would be a high school teacher? the last thing I need is to be around a bunch of hormonal boys all day.  
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:26 pm
cursedcasanova
wait.... why the hell do I become a millionaire?!!


why the hell wouldn't you want to be? mrgreen

Hmmm...this is gonna be harder then I thought.

Cat gets married to Saint?....the end? Yesh, that sounds perfect.  

Cult Klassic


Sainthood

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:26 pm
Taylor Krieger
Sainthood
Taylor Krieger
Sainthood
Taylor Krieger
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yeah she probably will.
but otherwise ill be nice, ill drive and stuff...lmao
and run to the store at midnight for pickles and ice cream? xp
what do you think i do now? i live about 5 mins away from stop and shop, im there at all hours getting food
good girl.

@cat: thank you.
lol i almost got hit by a car last night XD
that's...really no good. wear glow sticks!  
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:27 pm
Sainthood
I would also know why I would be a high school teacher? the last thing I need is to be around a bunch of hormonal boys all day.
What if it was an all girls school?  

cursedcasanova

Generous Sex Symbol


Sainthood

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:27 pm
cursedcasanova
Sainthood
I would also know why I would be a high school teacher? the last thing I need is to be around a bunch of hormonal boys all day.
What if it was an all girls school?
oh well then...I'm sorry cat...  
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:27 pm
Sainthood
Taylor Krieger
Sainthood
Taylor Krieger
Sainthood
and run to the store at midnight for pickles and ice cream? xp
what do you think i do now? i live about 5 mins away from stop and shop, im there at all hours getting food
good girl.

@cat: thank you.
lol i almost got hit by a car last night XD
that's...really no good. wear glow sticks!
i plan on it! tonight when i go out i wanna wear a giant sign lit up that says my moms pregnant dont hit me!  

Taylor Krieger


Sainthood

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:28 pm
Taylor Krieger
Sainthood
Taylor Krieger
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Taylor Krieger
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and run to the store at midnight for pickles and ice cream? xp
what do you think i do now? i live about 5 mins away from stop and shop, im there at all hours getting food
good girl.

@cat: thank you.
lol i almost got hit by a car last night XD
that's...really no good. wear glow sticks!
i plan on it! tonight when i go out i wanna wear a giant sign lit up that says my moms pregnant dont hit me!
you should totally do that. that'd be great. you could like put it on a light bright...I miss those things.  
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:28 pm
Sainthood
cursedcasanova
Sainthood
I would also know why I would be a high school teacher? the last thing I need is to be around a bunch of hormonal boys all day.
What if it was an all girls school?
oh well then...I'm sorry cat...
I love you too cry  

cursedcasanova

Generous Sex Symbol


Taylor Krieger

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:30 pm
Sainthood
Taylor Krieger
Sainthood
Taylor Krieger
Sainthood
good girl.

@cat: thank you.
lol i almost got hit by a car last night XD
that's...really no good. wear glow sticks!
i plan on it! tonight when i go out i wanna wear a giant sign lit up that says my moms pregnant dont hit me!
you should totally do that. that'd be great. you could like put it on a light bright...I miss those things.
ooh i miss them... oh and im jealous, sophia has more clothes than i do o.o shes not even born yet lmao  
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