Mos Eisley Cantina

[Sol Walker]

I prefer Cynabar's infonet.  

[Nelowulf]

Still don't like reporters.  

[Sol Walker]

Well whatdo you like?  

[K-Blade]

what about TriNebulon News or NovaNetwork, or Sektor 242 NewsLine, not to mention Imperial HoloVision question  

[Darkened Angel]

Empire At Large - The only news in the galaxy. All others are blatant liars and will be executed as traitors of Imperial law. twisted  

[elvisnake]

lol. That's a paper I have to support.  

[Nelowulf]

This is all because of the HNN thread, isn't it?  

[Sol Walker]

Probably.  

[K-Blade]

Yes it is. In other news:

29.91 Due to a bookkeeping error, three Imperial-Class Star Destroyers have inadvertently been reclassified as comlinks, and are now on sale as Naval Surplus at twelve credits apiece. DataPage 44903  

[Nelowulf]

*nuzzles against K* You're not on sale. But then again, I'm a fan of the barter system...  

[K-Blade]

Ohhh, meow. heart *nuzzle nuzzle*  

[Nelowulf]

*writes in notebook*

Dear journal: my infiltration of the feline species is more effective when wearing pimp gear. Hypothesis: tiger stripes make me seem more wild.  

[Darkened Angel]

This just in:

Repetitive news parodies say the same thing. See any other news program for more details.  

[K-Blade]

Galactic Weekly NewsStack report:
25.02 Rebel Special Operations Team steals Mandalore Sector. “Where are they keeping it?” asks baffled Moff. DataPage 19928  

[K-Blade]

Nelowulf

*writes in notebook*

Dear journal: my infiltration of the feline species is more effective when wearing pimp gear. Hypothesis: tiger stripes make me seem more wild.

meow, wild indeed, for I’m stuck at work all night long. All alone. crying