Corrupt A Wish

[Dreamer - Will]

darkslasherX

Chaotix Bluix

Granted, but you couldn't eat it because Team rocket got away with your steak and lobster dinner instead.

I wish there were more contestants in the Randomization Tourney.

Granted, but now the tournament's canceled due to overpopulation.

I wish Team Rocket would stop stealing things.

Wish granted, but now everyone else is stealing things.

I wish I could breed good Bronzong faster.  

[i chase parked cars]

granted but when you get the egg you drop it and ti breaks and now they wont have any more eggs

i wish i had a good charizard :'(  

[Dreamer - Will]

x0 pokemon x0

granted but when you get the egg you drop it and ti breaks and now they wont have any more eggs

i wish i had a good charizard :'(

Wish granted, but if it uses Belly Drum then it hits it's belly so hard that it starts to bleed and then it dies.

I wish I wish I was a fish.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but I eat you as a result.

I wish the furnace didn't die.  

[darkslasherX]

Granted. The rest of the house dies instead.

I wish I had two pennies.  

[SerraBloodsong]

Granted, but they're Canadian pennies.

I wish I had healthier lungs.  

[The Veil]

Kuku! Granted, however, your liver fails.

I wish my sandwich had Swiss cheese instead of American...  

[darkslasherX]

The Veil

Kuku! Granted, however, your liver fails.

I wish my sandwich had Swiss cheese instead of American...

Granted, but now the bread's full of holes, too...

I wish I had ninja-like abilities.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but your abilities suck, you have horrible tastes in clothes, and you can't stop saying cheesy catch phrases.

I wish for some kind of inspiration.  

[SerraBloodsong]

Granted, but now you no longer have skill with which to bring it forth.

I wish to not be pwned by skaldy.  

[Alex the Fuzzy]

granted. but now you will get pwnd by abra surprised

i wish i had a swampert named roger  

[Harrison Richardson]

Granted but it has wings and flys away saying how much it hates you

I wish i could go back in time to any milli second i want and change history without fail  

[ShadesChild841]

granted but u get trapped in time
i wish double edge didnt give recoil damage  

[Harrison Richardson]

Granted but double edge is like explosion with 0 power

I wish that i won my match vs veil  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but the rest of your team loses.

I wish the week would be longer.