Corrupt A Wish

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Granted. But they all hate it.

I wish it was cooler.  

[Ultrafail]

Granted, now you're a douche and no one loves you.
I wish my favorite radio show was on one more time aweek.  

[littlelostdream]

Granted, but now the lead voice died of throat cancer and has been replaced by someone who just.. plain.. sucks..
I wish my gf and i could just have a good couple of weeks for once..  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

*Ryan used phoenix down on thread*  

[paintxitorange]

littlelostdream

Granted, but now the lead voice died of throat cancer and has been replaced by someone who just.. plain.. sucks..
I wish my gf and i could just have a good couple of weeks for once..

Granted, but you have a shitty month afterwards.

I wish I didn't have to leave in an hour.

 

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Granted, you have to leave in a minute!

I wish I could get Dragonforce's new album  

[Explosive Effects101]

Granted, but now you can never leave.

I wish my mom didn't smoke.  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Granted, she now does cocaine.

I wish I had a time machine.  

[emiloserface]

Granted but it breaks down and now you're stuck.

I wish I had a girlfriend.  

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but you end up breaking up after a day.

I wish it wasn't so humid.

 

[stellar sound]

Granted, but now it's freezing

I wish I had an apple pie  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Granted, but it's made with rotten apples!

I wish that I had Dragonforce's new album.  

[stellar sound]

Granted, but it sucks

I wish I could meet Amanda Palmer  

[PyroDogs94]

Youre wish is my command. *poof*

she flies to where you are, but her
plain crashes into the middle of an ocean.  

[PyroDogs94]

i wish i could move to costa rica with my gf