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 Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:50 pm
she kept offering me an empty gift gonk
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:03 pm
He smelled so bad that you didn't just smell him, you could see the red mist of stink coming for you.
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:33 pm
Kept me trapped under the books for two weeks with no food DD:
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:30 pm
He wanted to spend our honeymoon in Antarctica.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:52 am
She thought i smelled bad even after I took a shower.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:46 pm
He never looked directly at me. It was always from the other side of a paper door, like I had too many eyes or something.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:49 pm
She refused to get off of whatever the hell she was standing on
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:41 pm
she wouldn't stop listening to her music.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:45 pm
I found out she was a robot with machine-gun boobies.
(A little Austin Powers in there for ya)
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:52 pm
She reads too much and FYI I'm a puppet.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:21 am
the fact that she is a doll
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:50 pm
His crab kept biting at my socks and his bird kept stealing my headphones.
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:30 pm
Dare I say.... FLEAS!!!!! *scratches all over the place*
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:05 pm
He kept complaining about how my tendrils of caramel keep touching his "new white coat". Apparently, the coat is more important.
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:36 pm
I honestly don't know her, and I'm not a lesbian either! Ewww....!
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