Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Pekora]

Shikalee

Dared him to roll around in liquefied plaster, mostly naked, and let it dry. To Jiraiya's dismay, he had to rip a lot of tiny hairs out to remove the white, crusty material from his skin. gonk

Aoba is laughed evilly at Kiba and Shino. Shino cried. Kiba ceased, wiping off the whipped creme mustache. He glared evilly at Aoba, who, was currently daring Chouji to give Shikamaru a wedgie whilst he was sleeping. Chouji, shaking his head violently exclaimed, "I would not recommend that!" He paused. "He'd hate me forever."

Aoba grinned. Oh, yes, a very evil grin it was. "Well then! That makes you a chicken!" Then he proceeds to make chicken noises and does chicken-like movements towards Chouji, who fidgets nervously while eying his mostly unconscious friend. Jiraiya grinned, almost tempted to take the challenge. But he thought on this. Would it... be a good idea? He could just kick his a** if he got mad. Yeah... Kick his a**... Shikamaru's a weakling, right?

Jiraiya pondered quite thoughtfully.

He decided to do it, but by the time he finished thinking, Shikamaru's scream of pain reached his ears...  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

and Chouji ran at a speed faster than ever before. The whole club started to scream as well, and everyone left except for Jiraiya. Jiraiya sighed and continued with his quest. But as he walked out of the door, he saw a group of young girls. He was about to call to them when Konoha's pimp...  

[Purple dragon lady]

Gai, walked through the door.  

[hplover4eva]

He told them to say away from Jiraiya unless he paid three times the amount, then he struck a pimp guy pose.  

[Syndactyly]

The girls drew to Gai. Petting him and giggling. Jiraiya, with a stern look on his face, picked up a chair and drop kicked it. Gai gasped in horror. "What did that chair ever do to you?!" He exclaimed. Jiraiya said nothing. He left the club. He walked past a twitching, foaming at the mouth Shikamaru and a sobbing Chouji. This cheered him up so he decided to go back and kick some a**! surprised

He walked in, busting the door open. The booming noises of the club slowed to a dull roar. Then a hush. Jiraiya said, "We here don't take a likin' to your kind 'round these here parts." He squinted. Rather suggestively.

Gai gasped and dropped a handkerchief. "Oh, my!" He sighed, dramatically, like Sarah Bernhardt, placing the back of his hand to his forehead, falling backwards in a dramatic faint. He was caught by...

((@ Juuyonbi: They missed your cue. It would've been funny if it was Hinata or something. crying ))  

[attila the fun]

Tsunade, who was busy getting hammered at the bar, but paused to save a man (Gai) in distress (the act of fainting).

"Now calm down, Jiraiya," she drawled (for some reason), "he ain't hurtin' nobody." The kunai in her incongruously gun-shaped kunai holster glinted of its own accord.  

[Captain Verd]

Tsunade's extreme drawl was lost on Jiraiya, who had his headphones in was  

[Purple dragon lady]

listening to music on his iPodNinja.  

[Syndactyly]

It was emo-- no! It was hardcore! surprised  

[Pekora]

It was Emo/Hardcore/J-pop paying on his I-Nin! (ftw)

(wtf Chouji would never do that, you missed the hint! gonk )
(Shikalee: lol, like Temari! XD)  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Suddenly (and thankfully) there was an explosion, and the club started to burst into flames. Kakashi used a few water jutsus to put out the flames, but the club was still hopelessly burnt. Everyone walked out, sighing.

Jiraiya was determined to get to the bottom of the incident. But he didn't have to walk far; he ran into Neji and Hinata each holding a paper bomb in hand.

"I... I only did it because Neji was dared to... (Hinata is saying this)  

[attila the fun]

"Shut up!" Neji hissed, like Jiraiya couldn't hear him, giving Hinata a sharp nudge. She squeaked.  

[Missing00]

"Why do you hurt me so brother? crying "  

[Syndactyly]

Neji spat at her feet. "Shut up, hoe," he growled.

((@ Juuyonbi: LOL!! rofl She's all, "I'm sorry! I just wanted in your pants! gonk "))  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

All of a sudden, a small twitching could be seen in Hinata's eyes. Neither Jiraiya nor Neji thought it was anything to worry about, but then Hinata started to shake violently. Then, her white eyes turned red. They became known as the akabyakugan.

Neji looked scared as Hinata looked at Neji with a look he had never seen before: she was standing up for herself.

"What do we do?" squeaked Jiraiya?