Lines You'll Never Hear

[Nospai Deathous]

Palpy: I knew it! God doesn't exist!  

[Darkened Angel]

Luke and Vader duel, and spontaniously turn into a Jawa and an Ewok respectively.

Luke: WTF!?
Vader: DAMN YOU GL! I SAID NO REMAKES INVOLVING RE-CASTING!  

[Sol Walker]

Han: Chewie? I forget, which button makes it go super duper fast?  

[Missing00]

Palpy: Vader, I present to you, The Exicutor.
Vader: Ooh its shiny.
Palpy: Yes it is very shiny. Now the Exicutor has a top crew of pilots.
Pilot: Which lever makes this thing go vroom vroom?
Palpy: Gunners.
Gunner: Ehehehehehehehehe ha! Your dead! Ehehehehehehehehehe!
Palpy: and troopers
Stormie1: I attack your Axe Raider with my Blue Eyes!
Stormie2: Awwwwaa I loose again.
Vader: Cool.  

[NickCpointless]

Vador and palptine are watching the death star being built
Vador:so what does this thing do
Palp:grend moff care to explan
Tarken:this is the largest space station ever it is 120 km in diameter a crew of 322,951 Crew 265,675 + Gunners 57,276 a hyper drive rateing of Class 4 and has a super lazer that can destroy an entire planet
Vador:is it safe
Tarken:i can asshure you that this station can never be destroyed it would take over a 10000 ships
Palp:the rebals may get one ship througth the defences but what will one ship do destroy that station
All of them:hahahahahahahahahahahahaha  

[Nospai Deathous]

(con't)
An officer comes up
Officer: Sirs, a single ship has breached the base defenses and stolen the plans for the battlestation.
Palpy: *laughs and rolls eyes* Oh, again? hahaha...silly rebels and their impossible feats we never learn from. *shrugs dramatically, like in a 60's sitcom* oh, well! I guess total unstoppable might has to have some weaknesses!
All: *laugh in a forced manner*  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

Vader: I have found an interesting planet, my master.
Palpy: Really?
Vader: I walked off the ship, and everyone began screaming "OMG IT'S VADER!!!" they started asking me things about something called "Star Wars." and they were able to quote my private conversations with people exactly. They even waved fake lightsabers in my face and asked me to take off my helmet. I could have taken over the planet easily.
Palpy: What did you do then?
Vader: I ordered the Death Star to destroy it, of course. No one mocks how I breathe and gets away with it.  

[Nospai Deathous]

(con't)
Stormtrooper suddenly stops snickering and looks around innocently. Behind his helmet.
Vader: .......... *force choke*  

[Nelowulf]

cont.

Vader: AS I was saying, nobody gets away with my breathing. Or mocking my friend Biggus Dickus.

Stormtrooper: *snicker*

Vader: *force choke*  

[Nospai Deathous]

(con't)
Stormie 2: Hey! I was just telling him the dirtiest joke ever!  

[Kittensaurex]

cont.

Palpy: Not that Ewok joke again... *rolls eyes*  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: What do you mean my suit didn't come with a collection pouch?
Palpy: Well, it just didn't.
Vader: The what the Hell have I been going in? * pulls out object from inside his suit *
Palpy: NOT MY COFFEE CUP! gonk  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

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cont.

Palpy: Not that Ewok joke again... *rolls eyes*

con't

Stormie: So, a stormtrooper, a gungan, and an ewok walk into a bar...

Vader: *force choke* I've heard that one way to many times...  

[Sol Walker]

Stormtrooper to Gungan and Ewok as they walk intop a bar: "So did ya hear the one about us?"  

[Missing00]

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cont.

Palpy: Not that Ewok joke again... *rolls eyes*

con't

Stormie: So, a stormtrooper, a gungan, and an ewok walk into a bar...

Vader: *force choke* I've heard that one way to many times...

Vader: As I said, No one mocks my breathing, my freind, or my enourmus collection of "My Pretty Banthas".
Group of stormies: *snicker snicker*
Vader: *lightsaber's them*