Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Darkened Angel]

To build the Demise Tetrahedron.  

[Nelowulf]

To make a Deathticle. and then a second one.  

[Missing00]

to make a death boobie and make DA the head of it.  

[Darkened Angel]

To create their own parallel universe where Darth Vader is clad in white with a Hello Kitty on his chest piece, and their super weapon is the Life Cube.  

[stellarmagic]

To use the maw to play an interstellar game of billards. Alas, a planet is only worth one point!  

[NickCpointless]

To create their own parallel universe where hayden isnt a whiney b***h  

[Rodyn]

To decide that the small visors on Storm Trooper armor will somehow help them aim better. (which they don't)  

[Sol Walker]

To keep using basically the same type of Stormtrooper armor for the next century or so.  

[elvisnake]

To save on manufacturing costs by making Stormie armor completely useless. Maybe looking like you have armor on'll help.  

[ElladanKenet]

To make stromtrooper armor that blends in with Endor  

[Rodyn]

To be too cheap to buy ships with shields, hyperdrive, and life-support.  

[Nospai Deathous]

"Project corridor"- a competition between leading armor designers to have their own line of body armor to replace the stormtroopers'  

[ElladanKenet]

"Project:Interior Design": To have a way to actually have different hallways in ships, rather than using the same ones over and over again throught 7 hours of film.  

[Darkened Angel]

" Project Comode " - To install at least 1 working bathroom into any ship/base/Death Star to finally put the claim of no bathrooms to rest.  

[Missing00]

"Project: Bleeding Eardrums" make a quieter TIE so the rest of us can fly in peace.