The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[jagged1]

Granted, but now she bombards you with requests and you can't keep up.

I wish I had a banana split.

(Aren't the books usually better than the movies anyway? But thanks for the pen name information, I didn't know that.)  

[Shihouin-san]

Granted. You may not eat it.

I wish...I wish...hm. I wish for something that can't go wrong.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, you've wished to achieve nirvana and so you have become one with the cosmos, unfortunately to lay people that means you're dead.

I wish I didn't always spew useless information at people.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but now you spew absolute nonsense at people.

I wish I could stop snacking on all the candy in my house.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, you have become possessed and are now snacking on the people and walls and bugs in your house instead.

I wish gas didn't cost so much.  

[jagged1]

Granted, everything else has now quadrupled in price.

I wish I could actually win some of the marketplace bids I have.  

[Shihouin-san]

Granted; now you're broke. And over a paltry starter item, too.

I wish that Sana and Rin could be online at the same time. xp [For you, Rin.]  

[Kaiba]

granted, they just can't interact.

I wish Wonderflex wasn't sold out until after Otakon  

[Fyerluna]

Granted but now you don't want it anymore.

I wish I knew what Wonderflex was so I could make that wish more twisted.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but you lost your chance anyway.

I wish I could get over my gum addiction. (I'm getting sick of cleaning my glasses and pulling it out of my hair. ><)  

[Kaiba]

granted, now you have a drug addiction.

I wish Taro would stop putting me into comas

(not really, but you know.)  

[jagged1]

Granted, but then she goes and just plain old screws with your head. You start missing the comas because at least you got some peace.

I wish summer would stop moving so fast.  

[Kaiba]

granted, but now you're trapped in the dog days of summer >

I wish Taro would get Tudor drunk more often.  

[jagged1]

Granted, but now his Shadow Games actually make sense and you have to play them through.

I wish I could finally get to level 60 in Word Bump.  

[Kaiba]

granted, you just don't get anything.

Dammit~! I wish Taro wouldn't realize drunk+yami no game + flames = naked Tudor & Christii battle