DronzeRants... Shoot me again, I ain't dead yet.

[dronze]

Dammie-kins

I came to steal your heart away...

If anyone would like to know a really intresting practice research CHI as a weapon it can be quite deadly I broke my friends nose today because I attempted to focus CHI in my fist

...I walked away with a Soul Mate

Broken bones? you toy with forces that are brutish and lacking in any seriously damaging capacity. don't break bodies, I prefer to break minds, but only when needed.  

[Master Clockfish]

dronze

Broken bones? you toy with forces that are brutish and lacking in any seriously damaging capacity. don't break bodies, I prefer to break minds, but only when needed.

I like setting things on fire.  

[Lady Rayya]

there is that, of course..... hehehehehe...fire....  

[Dameon the -V-]

I came to steal your heart away...

Breaking peoples mind is the premptive strike if you truelly want to break someone you use all your forces against them including your body as a weapon. Fire is spiteful b***h and she will never return your love learn to admire but not to play with or you'll get the raw end of her fury. Personally I think weapons are too much of an advantage for someone to use because if you have a weapon and your opponent doesnt shows a sign of weakness because you will easily take anothers life without a fair fight.

...I walked away with a Soul Mate

 

[Demonic Repentance]

I agree, Dammie-sama. (Don't ask-anime strikes again! xd ) Armed combat against one who has no weapon, or is unskilled in their weapon is a sign of mental weakness, and seriously puts a dent in ones pride.  

[Va Te Faire Foutre]

dronze

Dammie-kins

I came to steal your heart away...

If anyone would like to know a really intresting practice research CHI as a weapon it can be quite deadly I broke my friends nose today because I attempted to focus CHI in my fist

...I walked away with a Soul Mate

Broken bones? you toy with forces that are brutish and lacking in any seriously damaging capacity. don't break bodies, I prefer to break minds, but only when needed.

Eh.. That's ok.
I personally think being a frotteur is much, much better.  

[Lady Rayya]

exactly!
This is why I don't have battles of wits with unarmed persons..... although sometimes it is fun to wach the smoke pour out of their ears....

I like fair, but I am a woman, and one who is under five feet tall. IF you attacked me first, I will arm myself and destroy you. I fight dirty, and I fight to win. There are no "safe" areas, there are no rules. your kneecaps are history..... dont even THINK about your toes.....

I fight to win not only THAT fight, but all the ones to come.

*kudos to getting the book reference*  

[dronze]

New material for y'all!

Number 15 (I think).

dronze

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are you the one who gave me the crummy paper crown and the idiotic blue toilet paper headband AND the stupid white hat?

Nope, I'm the one giving you a cheery, holiday-themed DronzeRant, so keep your hands and feet inside the sled at all times, and, please don't complain, I'd hate to see Santa leave you a stocking full reindeer crap for Christmas this year.

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errrr that stuff is so stupid why would you send me that!?!

Well, assuming that your random (or anonymous) benefactor is being nice, and not just sending you a thought of their opinion of you (which, at this point, given your attempt at threadjacking and piss-poor attitude has made me think that trash would be a fitting gift for you...), then I wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. We're here to help, not to give you lots of expensive stuff that you'll break in 5 minutes. I wouldn't want to steal any of that action from the Jolly Old Elf.

He might send his elves to break my kneecaps for pushing in on his turf.

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well whoever is sending me the stupid stuff,

STOP IT!!!

Okay, no more donations for you. you're the first person to officially make the Donations and Quests subforum blacklist by request!

Good for you!

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ok i dont want paper

Then sell it on the marketplace... don't complain that you have way too much of it.

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ok im sick and tired of it n i cant get it away!

Wow... I could say the same thing about you... If I had a stroke and couldn't spell or type.

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if ur the one who is sending me this stuff plz stop,

Okay, done.
*clears throat, taps on microphone*

ATTENTION LEGION OF HELPERS SHOPPERS:
PLEASE STOP GIVING ANYTHING TO THIS UNGRATEFUL N00B THAT ISN'T ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
FLAK
GRIEF
TONGUE LASHINGS
or
HUMILIATION

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT LOHMART, AND WOULD THE OWNER OF A WHITE DODGE MINIVAN REPORT TO THE INFORMATION DESK, YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE... THANK YOU.

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if ur gonna send me anymore stuff

Nothing to worry about with that anymore....

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then let it be more expensive and something i actually want other then stupid crap like paper

Alrighty, 1 half-ton load of low-grade stall-shovelings, coming right up.

Now go away, before I have to think of where I'm going to put this wreath.

 

[Va Te Faire Foutre]

What was the noob's name?
I want to send him a bunch of crumpled paper, some coal (yes they have that now), and that new hat that looks like a swirled pile of s**t.  

[dronze]

I cannot release that information.... that's my 1 rule.  

[Bellabie]

I like that rule.
Very fair.
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[dronze]

that's not to say you can't find the source threads, though...  

[Bellabie]

Oh no, I'd thought of that already, but those were already public, now, weren't they?
I don't think I'd want to, though. It seems a tad prying...
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[dronze]

prying? how do you figure? I (usually) post the rant in the source thread before posting it in here...  

[Bellabie]

Prying because I think that whoever this refers to will learn enough reading this without being berated by others.
I would feel as though I were trespassing if I knew too much more.
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