Mos Eisley Cantina

[Jaden_Ordo]

We lost by one point. We lost... We fought so hard and we lost...  

[Valkore Fraust]

Sometimes, you fight so hard and lose, it seems meaningless.

The fact will always remain that you kicked a** and tried, instead of giving up.

Quote, my English Teacher. Sometime ago.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Haha, we did kick so much a**. I elbowed one of their players in the jaw and closelined another. My uniform was stained with Penn State blood.  

[Valkore Fraust]

Nice!

My School's got an enemy town called South River... we call them "River Rats," because some funny a** pot head calls everyone a "rat" and adds "hole" halfway through names. Anyhoo, next time we've got a home game with them, I'm painting my face w/ school colors and sitting on the Visitor's bleachers. Gonna fight !  

[elvisnake]

What sport-type event are we talking about?  

[Missing00]

I assume football  

[LadyAlys]

I'm at a lost as to why I payed $42.69 for a button masher with bare bones storyline. Granted I'll admit that it's fun to button mash, and it's nice to know that I'm not the only one at my work who bought it, but I feel like my Vader fanboy of a crappy theater teacher wrote a fanfic and it got turned into a game.....
Okay mini rant over for now.
Speaking of theater we're showing The Hobbit, and I'm a spotlight person. Because and actor without techies is an naked person standing on stage.  

[Darkened Angel]

Kablammo?  

[Missing00]

Hey Da how's it going wanna try your wits at a riddle?  

[Darkened Angel]

No, but say it anyways so I have something to complain about so I can feel like I haven't completely wasted my time waiting for something to complain about other than my own lack of ability to have a good day.

Seriously, I'm bored.  

[Missing00]

Well okay (ahem) you are in a small town, so small in fact that there are only two barbers, one of the barbers has very messy and butchered hair, the other has very neat and well kept hair. Now which of the barbers should you get a haircut from?  

[elvisnake]

Oh, that's super easy. i won't say the answer, because I don't want to ruin it for the others, but I found it pretty simple.  

[Darkened Angel]

The one with butchered hair.

The one with the nice hair got his done by the one with butchered hair, and vice versa.  

[Missing00]

Yes! how about these?

assume five cats can catch five mice in five minuets, how many cats does it take to catch one hundred mice in one hundred minuets?

or

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[Darkened Angel]

5

A cat catches a mouse every 5 minutes.

5 cats will catch 5 mice in 5 minutes.
In 10 minutes, they'll have caught 5 more, totalling 10.
In 15, they'll have caught another 5, totalling 15.
After 100 minutes, they'll have caught 100 mice.