Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[chidorilash]

Beause gaia is secretely planning world takeover with them :"D

Why did the chicken cross the road? o.o

 

[Joeyfish5]

cuz there was a kfc near by and he want to apply for a job their

why are llamas so cute and deadly dramallama  

[Naidono]

Cuz they chew candy that they spit at you

Why am i from sweden  

[Ex Ciel]

Because the gods of old decreed that, once every ten thousand years, a Nai should be born in Sweden and not in South Africa.

Why don't the vending machines accept pennies?  

[Naidono]

cuz it would fill the machine to fast


Why am i me?  

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

Because you're a dope.

Why does Kirby look like a pink marshmallow?  

[Joeyfish5]

Cuz the delvoper was a fat chick

Why am i a ninja  

[mantis07]

because you are spying for pirates smile .

Why are smart people so dumb?  

[draconas88]

because they are egotistical gits

why no puppets!  

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

Because people are afraid of the puppet master

Why do i like chickies?  

[PakuyoChama]

Because they taste like chicken.

Why are oranges orange?  

[draconas88]

because yellow was taken

what was god thinking when he designed the platypus?  

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

He was thinking of Charles Darwin LOL

Why did you accidentally a coca-cola bottle?  

[Ex Ciel]

Because the sentence makes no sense.

'Who is your daddy, and what does he do?'  

[draconas88]

that's him at the bar, and he pukes on the floor

why am i here?