*read first post* GUILD PROM!!! POST HERE

[Millenium Joker]

But he still fails.

See, it works like this.

Joey= Gay for the Saints. Rank: 3
Joker= Funnier than hell. Rank: 1
Jessi= Hot. Distracting. Rank: Awesome.  

[Joeyfish5]

*swats jessi away with his pimp hand*

Only what i have seen on xbox dashborad

Like the thing that takes over chahraters and the dude with the huge arm  

[Millenium Joker]

That would be the Jockey. What about the Hazmat Zombie, the Spitter, the Mudman, and the Clown Zombies?  

[jessi_angel94_2]

Joeyfish5

*swats jessi away with his pimp hand*

*throws a chair at you*
bad joey! no hitting me! no one owns me.  

[Millenium Joker]

Except me. For I am a god- I cry whipped topping, s**t slighting and my c** tastes like Pinkberry.  

[jessi_angel94_2]

. . . .
no, not even you own me.
*thinks* oh wait, i know someone that owns me  

[Millenium Joker]

Come on, you know YOU WANT MY PINKBERRY c**! ADMIT IT!!! scream scream scream scream scream scream  

[Joeyfish5]

@jessi

JESUS OWNS US ALL DEMON!

*smites jessi*

@joker

Hey i saw that last post! Duchbag...

And i have heard of the clown but not the other
Please do tell  

[jessi_angel94_2]

lol, i don't want anything that's named pinkberry.
and joey, he doesn't exsist!  

[Millenium Joker]

MMkay.

Mudmen= Zombies in the Bayou that lurk under the murky waters, making it hard to see and near impossible to hit them.

Spitters- the most grotesque zombies thus far, kind of a thinner, tougher boomer that does damage with it's puke in addition to the zombie attraction effect of the bile. Hard as hell to hit because they're really thin targets.

Hazmats- Zombies who were people in Hazmat suits to protect from the virus. It didn't work. The suits make them completely immune to fire.  

[jessi_angel94_2]

GUESS WHAT! I LIKE BUBBLES!!!!!!  

[Joeyfish5]

@jessi

NONBELIVERS! BE HELL THY GOING TO!!!

*shakes hand and prays*

@joker

Ooo know i remember them.

Yes that sounds great expessily the mudmen
Any word on the weapons, i know melee weapons like the chainsaw, ax and pan s**t are their but what about guns?
Revolvers,???  

[Millenium Joker]

SO DO I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream scream scream blaugh  

[jessi_angel94_2]

Joeyfish5

@jessi
NONBELIVERS! BE HELL THY GOING TO!!!
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yes, yes i am
if it exists.

 

[Millenium Joker]

Joeyfish5

@jessi

NONBELIVERS! BE HELL THY GOING TO!!!

*shakes hand and prays*

@joker

Ooo know i remember them.

Yes that sounds great expessily the mudmen
Any word on the weapons, i know melee weapons like the chainsaw, ax and pan s**t are their but what about guns?
Revolvers,???

I Wish.

Baseball bat is a pre-order only melee weapon, but the Crowbar lets you go Gordon Freeman on some zombies, which you KNOW will be fun. But they Nerfed the Auto Shotgun- it does less damage, and has a worse spread.