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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 1:01 pm
cause Your Face Was Stuck Like That Ever Since Our Marriage..... It Was Just Too Creepy To Sleep With You Or Even Spend The Honeymoon With You xD
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 1:03 pm
he didnt understand that its the inside that counts crying
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 1:19 pm
her bird stoled my car keys
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Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 1:23 pm
he used the money to buy tattoos on his arms.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 5:40 pm
her bird was always dropping twigs all over the house talk2hand
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 6:37 pm
Umm............ because she wouldn't do everything I told her to do.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 7:07 pm
cause the Bum wont share his pillow with me DX
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:48 pm
Because.... his black rose made me bleed.
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:51 pm
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 7:12 pm
his beasts violated me...
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Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 7:17 pm
When i finally saw his face i had a stroke... my mom got a restraining order for me
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:05 am
Whoa. That was pretty drastic. His face must be something else.
I divorced her because ... -looks at siggy-... she never gave a damn. x]
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 9:54 am
cause she was sleeping when i have to stay awake
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 1:52 pm
Because That's not a flower, it's a systematic killing machine. eek
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 1:56 pm
They're so suspicious they were finding out my secrets. ninja
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