Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Nospai Deathous]

"Who wants to be the empire's hand?" a competition of dark jedi and assassins to win the emperor's favor, and a super star destroyer named after them  

[Missing00]

"Who wants to marry a Mando'ade" Twelve lucky bachloretts compete to win the hand of Boba Fett and become a Mano'ade.  

[ElladanKenet]

"Wheel of Force"; If it lands on Death Star, your planet and everyone on it gets blown to pieces!  

[Nelowulf]

"Survivor: Alderaan"; all losers will be destroyed by the superlaser.  

[ElladanKenet]

"Who Wants to Be a Jedi?!" If you can completely come to grasp with the idea of never having kids and waving around a glowy stick, then you get to try frying people with lightening!  

[Darkened Angel]

" Oh Sith! " The gameshow where you pick random prize boxes for the credits they contain, up to several million, but if you pick the one with Darth Vader... Oh Sith!  

[Missing00]

To try and figure out why there seems to be gravity in space.  

[NickCpointless]

big Bantha: 11 aliens are put into a starship for 3 mounths at the end only one will win the grand prize 100.0000 credits  

[ElladanKenet]

Survivor:Geonosis: Can you outlive your rivals in an arena death match versus giant monsters until an army of twins arrive?  

[Missing00]

Real world: Courasaunt: What happens when seven aliens stop acting polite and start getting real? Find out on MHV.  

[elvisnake]

Boba Fett's Who wants to be a Mandalorian?
12 contestants compete to see who Boba Fett will pick as the next great Mando. The winner gets one fake set of mando armor, and a helmet!  

[NickCpointless]

CSI Courasaunt: tonight the team investgate the dissiperance of one jedi master Shaak Ti  

[Missing00]

Stranded: A ship full of travelers crash land on an uncharted asteroid. What secrets does it hold for these unsuspecting travelers?  

[elvisnake]

To finally send the Colonel from Monty Python's flying circus here to stop all of these television show parodies, because 'they're far too silly!'  

[ElladanKenet]

To hire Zam Wessel's lesbian sister to go start a public cable show