Mos Eisley Cantina

[Rendin Verta]

Wuher's a beast. I order like no less than 20 corellian ales every time im in Mos Eisley.  

[Valkore Fraust]

Mmm... Corellian whiskey.  

[Cale Darksun]

Yeah. You really dont wanna ******** with a guy who regularly mixes dead rodian hormones into strong alcoholic beverages.  

[Rendin Verta]

I pay my tabs and tip generously.  

[Valkore Fraust]

Capt Cale Darksun

Yeah. You really dont wanna ******** with a guy who regularly mixes dead rodian hormones into strong alcoholic beverages.

... eek
What? That makes me hate rodians a lot more...  

[Sayla-girl]

And if Wuher wasnt enough to put you in your place, his Wookiee boss will physically eject you from the establishment, then as an afterthought, throw you your arms as well.  

[Darkened Angel]

If it doesn't kick your a** in a single shot, it's the wrong kinda drink.  

[Valkore Fraust]

Sayla, you don't understand my hatred for a lot of species. Especially wookiees and rodians... stressed Bounty hunting each should be fun.  

[Cale Darksun]

Perhaps you should explain to us then why you hate wooks and grafties.  

[Darkened Angel]

Imagine if the clones were based of Jar Jar's DNA and not Jango Fett's...

I think that's the SW equivalent to Hell.  

[Cale Darksun]

Hmm...If we apply the Inverse Ninja Law, then an army of Jar Jar clones would possbly be the most lethal thing in galactic history.  

[Valkore Fraust]

rofl DA.

Why do I hate wookiees and rodians? Wookiees are huge, hairy, low tempered life forms that are only good for their hard labor forced by the mighty Empire. That's my Imperial reason. Mandalorian wise - they're efficient killers, they get respect. Rodians are creepy looking turds that bother me because of their bounty hunting, smuggling and nag for working as henchmen. The others, who've managed to stay outta that group, don't bother me. Mand. wise - too violent.  

[Nelowulf]

Sad part is Rodians are what mandos would be if mando was a race, not a culture....  

[Cale Darksun]

Theres only one species in the Galaxy that I can conclusively and irrevocably hate with any real degree of passion due to a total lack of merit.
Nuknogs.
I HATE Nuknogs.  

[Nelowulf]

I'm not a fan of Bimms, personally. They're like Bothans of the economics world, and about as retarded.