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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 6:41 pm

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I feel like playing zOMG now.

If you're on later and want to play, PM me or something (just in case I'm not checking the guild though I should be). I could use help on one of Kin's quests.. It's something about fighting stronger Animated, and I can't beat the drums. I can get one of them dead, but because I'm not at a high enough level yet it's pretty impossible by myself.

Oh, also..I went back to talk to Mark about his watch or whatever and then went back to Bass'ken Lake..I still can't find it. emo

I'm stuck on Kin too D: cuz it's never nighttime when I go on. We could crew if you want if we're on at the same time at some point.

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 6:49 pm

Oo..sure! I'm only at 4.0 for my level, just so you know.

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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 7:09 pm

gaia still has yet to give back the item they lost

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 7:25 pm

I know what you are thinking, you're thinking this is a song,
Well I guess ill just have to show ya exactly where you are wrong.

Why aren't ya hearing the cheese?
Why aren't ya feeling the ham?
If you don't listen you'll miss it, you don't understand.
I will explain it all once, I can explain it all twice.
To make it clear to your brain until your taking a bite.

It couldn't be a dam cause it doesn't have a beaver.
It's not the DMV cause it doesn't make you wait.
It couldn't be a taco cause it isn't very crunchy.
It couldn't be an Olson cause it isn't Mary Kate.
It can't be dirty dancing cause it doesn't make you vomit.
It couldn't be an iron cause it doesn't burn your face.
It couldn't be Bruce Cambell cause it isn't freaking awesome.
It couldn't be a keyboard cause it doesn't have a space...bar.

Because, this is not a song its a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song its a sandwich!
Now no more of your vile filthy lies!

This is a song....
No! It's a sandwich!
Uh... But, it's a song...
No! It's a sandwich!

So what are you thinking,
Still think this is a song?
Do you require more proof?
Do you enjoy being wrong?

Why aren't you hearing the meat?
why aren't you feeling the bread?
If you don't listen you'll miss it.
You're making me sad...
I will explain it all once
I can explain it all twice
And then again and again until you're taking a bite...

It couldn't be a chick cause it doesn't want to marry,
It cant be windows vista cause it doesn't suck enough.
It couldn't be a boob cause it isn't very squishy,
It couldn't be a beer cause it isn't good and stuff.
It couldn't be a tub cause it doesn't have a ducky,
It couldn't be a stoner cause it doesn't have a joint.
It couldn't be an egg cause there is no Easter bunny,
It couldn't be a song cause it doesn't have a point.

Because, this is not a song its a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song it's a sandwich!
It's really a hogie in disguise!

I'm pretty sure this is a song....
No! It's a sandwich!
Sooooonnngggg....
Sand! Wich!
SONG!
SANDWICH!
Jesus dude! What is wrong with you?!
No! It's a sandwich!

Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives, onion, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami, noodles, pizza, tires, crowbars!

You bought (or stole) this dumb CD,
Now you are suffering.
Driving home, working out, or at your job,
at your house or wherever..... On your IPOD.

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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 7:55 pm

My car is a PIECE OF s**t!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...

STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow yer damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.

Piece of JUNK!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...

WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh nevermind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?

I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!

You leak more than a newborn baby
I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wondrous variety of problems galore

Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering

My car is a PIECE OF s**t!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...

STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin

PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street

You heap of JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you

I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key

I'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 8:14 pm

and it teh chels is luckeh,she'll be starting hrt soon..XDDD

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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 9:19 pm

Oh my goodness...Doctor Who! gonk 4laugh

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 10:00 pm

shea the anti-venom

My car is a PIECE OF s**t!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...

STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow yer damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.

Piece of JUNK!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...

WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh nevermind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?

I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!

You leak more than a newborn baby
I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wondrous variety of problems galore

Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering

My car is a PIECE OF s**t!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...

STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin

PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street

You heap of JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you

I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key

I'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?

>:l hypocrite

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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 11:32 pm

Mazzie Bell

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I feel like playing zOMG now.

If you're on later and want to play, PM me or something (just in case I'm not checking the guild though I should be). I could use help on one of Kin's quests.. It's something about fighting stronger Animated, and I can't beat the drums. I can get one of them dead, but because I'm not at a high enough level yet it's pretty impossible by myself.

Oh, also..I went back to talk to Mark about his watch or whatever and then went back to Bass'ken Lake..I still can't find it. emo

I'm stuck on Kin too D: cuz it's never nighttime when I go on. We could crew if you want if we're on at the same time at some point.

I work all weekend, but I'm sure I can help you guys out another day next week. I can even leave myself at level 8.0 or something to make quests a lot easier for you guys.

Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 12:29 am

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Mazzie Bell

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I feel like playing zOMG now.

If you're on later and want to play, PM me or something (just in case I'm not checking the guild though I should be). I could use help on one of Kin's quests.. It's something about fighting stronger Animated, and I can't beat the drums. I can get one of them dead, but because I'm not at a high enough level yet it's pretty impossible by myself.

Oh, also..I went back to talk to Mark about his watch or whatever and then went back to Bass'ken Lake..I still can't find it. emo

I'm stuck on Kin too D: cuz it's never nighttime when I go on. We could crew if you want if we're on at the same time at some point.

I work all weekend, but I'm sure I can help you guys out another day next week. I can even leave myself at level 8.0 or something to make quests a lot easier for you guys.

Oo..that sounds good.

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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 12:31 am

Oh my god....end of season four for Doctor Who. crying

This....omg. It's just a brilliant show..I have to watch the specials that came after the last season still, but I have those now too. I'll have to watch those tomorrow (or rather later tonight after work).

Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:38 am

hypocrites makes me laugh lol

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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 8:29 am

I hope today doesn't feel as long at work...yesterday sucked a**. gonk

Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 10:31 am

I work from 6pm to 2am today.

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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 11:23 am

ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRR!!! scream

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