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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 12:14 pm
KaliMist420
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My car is a PIECE OF s**t!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...

STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow yer damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.

Piece of JUNK!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...

WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh nevermind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?

I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!

You leak more than a newborn baby
I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wondrous variety of problems galore

Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering

My car is a PIECE OF s**t!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...

STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin

PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street

You heap of JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you

I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key

I'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?


>:l hypocrite
doncha just love psychostick songs?..^^  
PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 12:16 pm
btw if anyone say waxing a bar is easy,slap them and then walk away,cause it isn't.  


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 5:39 pm
Im looking at you
its all over
i dont feel quite the same
that look in the eyes
that you dont want me anymore
even through you are too blame

Why Oh Why
did this had to happen?
why do you do me this way

(tell me why) you had to lead me on so long
(tell me why) i had to end it all in song
(tell me why) you ran away with my best friend
(tell me why) i still love you

i came across an old letter
here what you had to say:
would you please pick up a gallon of milk while your shoping at the store...
Wha?.....thats not it
there it is..you said....

i love you so
your everything to me
i can love no other one
yeah Right!

except for maybe like i said:
my best friend
and my brother
and my dad,
and my younger brother,
and his best friend,
and that guys brother as well,
and that one guy that came over....

(tell me why) you slept with everyone but me
(tell me why) im out of words that rhyme with "me"
(tell me why) you still owe three bucks for that milk
(tell me why) i still love you

(Why?) did you leave me alone
(Why?) in the cold in the darkness
(Why?) so i can talk to the wall in the basement (hey, who turned out the lights?)
did you hurt me so bad
did you feel the remorse?
(Why?) when you broke all of my s**t with a crowbar?(Ow, my pinball)

Tell me why (8x)

i still love you (2x) (even through your a b***h)
i still love you(2x) (even through your a psycho
i still love you (2x) (even through you should DIE!)
i still love you (2x)

(...dude, seriously, you need to get a life)........(...{sigh}....okay boy....you can go crazy now)  
PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 5:50 pm
Omg...though my body hates me right now, at least most of the pain waited to show up after I got done with work. crying  

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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 5:58 pm
iBarty
Omg...though my body hates me right now, at least most of the pain waited to show up after I got done with work. crying
whats ur job?  
PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:01 pm
I have sunflower seeds. It must be summer.  

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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:03 pm
Dr. OCD
I have sunflower seeds. It must be summer.
not quite yet actually..XDDDD..tis still below 90 here  
PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:06 pm
shea the anti-venom
Dr. OCD
I have sunflower seeds. It must be summer.
not quite yet actually..XDDDD..tis still below 90 here


Barely...  

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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:07 pm
OMN_2
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Dr. OCD
I have sunflower seeds. It must be summer.
not quite yet actually..XDDDD..tis still below 90 here


Barely...
dun worry,it'll be to 100 degrees here again soon  
PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:17 pm
shea the anti-venom
iBarty
Omg...though my body hates me right now, at least most of the pain waited to show up after I got done with work. crying
whats ur job?


A s**t job..that's what. xp

But to be more specific, it's retail. To be more specific than that? It's at Spencer Gifts.  

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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:27 pm
iBarty
shea the anti-venom
iBarty
Omg...though my body hates me right now, at least most of the pain waited to show up after I got done with work. crying
whats ur job?


A s**t job..that's what. xp

But to be more specific, it's retail. To be more specific than that? It's at Spencer Gifts.
better then no job at all ,no?  
PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:40 pm
shea the anti-venom
Dr. OCD
I have sunflower seeds. It must be summer.
not quite yet actually..XDDDD..tis still below 90 here


90 is like overkill for us Minnesotans. Summer starts when it hits 60!  

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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:46 pm
Dr. OCD
shea the anti-venom
Dr. OCD
I have sunflower seeds. It must be summer.
not quite yet actually..XDDDD..tis still below 90 here


90 is like overkill for us Minnesotans. Summer starts when it hits 60!


I agree with this statement.  
PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 6:46 pm
shea the anti-venom
iBarty
shea the anti-venom
iBarty
Omg...though my body hates me right now, at least most of the pain waited to show up after I got done with work. crying
whats ur job?


A s**t job..that's what. xp

But to be more specific, it's retail. To be more specific than that? It's at Spencer Gifts.
better then no job at all ,no?


Yeah, that's true..but I need to get another job or just one that pays better with stable hours.  

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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:24 pm
shea the anti-venom
Im looking at you
its all over
i dont feel quite the same
that look in the eyes
that you dont want me anymore
even through you are too blame

Why Oh Why
did this had to happen?
why do you do me this way

(tell me why) you had to lead me on so long
(tell me why) i had to end it all in song
(tell me why) you ran away with my best friend
(tell me why) i still love you

i came across an old letter
here what you had to say:
would you please pick up a gallon of milk while your shoping at the store...
Wha?.....thats not it
there it is..you said....

i love you so
your everything to me
i can love no other one
yeah Right!

except for maybe like i said:
my best friend
and my brother
and my dad,
and my younger brother,
and his best friend,
and that guys brother as well,
and that one guy that came over....

(tell me why) you slept with everyone but me
(tell me why) im out of words that rhyme with "me"
(tell me why) you still owe three bucks for that milk
(tell me why) i still love you

(Why?) did you leave me alone
(Why?) in the cold in the darkness
(Why?) so i can talk to the wall in the basement (hey, who turned out the lights?)
did you hurt me so bad
did you feel the remorse?
(Why?) when you broke all of my s**t with a crowbar?(Ow, my pinball)

Tell me why (8x)

i still love you (2x) (even through your a b***h)
i still love you(2x) (even through your a psycho
i still love you (2x) (even through you should DIE!)
i still love you (2x)

(...dude, seriously, you need to get a life)........(...{sigh}....okay boy....you can go crazy now)


Its annoying and everyone makes a big thing when I post song lyrics all the time, but its cool when you do it? ******** you guys talk2hand lol  
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