davil may cry rp( can by gory and violent)

[Mileena Chardonnay]

"Now, now, Sasuke, temper, temper..." They all said that at once. "Besides, Sasuke, you'll find this is no Genjutsu, no illusion. This realm is quite real. I call it home!"  

[Megamanexe709]

LAST TIME ON DEVIL MY CRY.............................

fire god-*reads the script* ah s**t idk man

?????-look jest make up ******** u all u all r idots

gara-*yells from stands* ******** U SASUKE

sasuke-effing gara

writer-ok ok fine jest skip it

(fast fowored)

?????-ok good *looks around and sees it is the woods* ok good what the hell who r u

guy selling stuf- have a look stranger *opens coat*

?????-O GOD MY EYES

sasuke-WTFING HELL

guy selling stuf-come on reach out and grab it and SMACK IT SMACK IT LIKE IT OWES U MONEY

?????-O GOD GO TO THE TITLE GO TO THE TITLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

(................DEVIL MY CRY..................EPISODE 2................WTF...)


fire god-o ******** u r gay u dam writer

writer-i am not gay i jest want to

?????-ok fire god friends for now till he is dead

fire god- hell yea

(SORRY WE R GOING OFF AIR FOR A.......WTF IS THAT THE WRITER'S SPINE O GOD THIS IS CARNAGE AND GORE AND BLOOD O GOD O DAM THEY R COMEING THIS WAY)

gara-this is good *eats pop corn*

naruto-hell yea

megaman-hahaha his spine

(WE R NOW BACK TO DEVIL MAY CRY)

fire god-BURN U f** *hits him in the chest*

??????-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hot hot hot *puts out fire* dam *thinks to himself "dam if i get too close he will burn me and my fire shield does nothing to him and healing is not working now.....i know what i have to do" jumps up* SASUKE MAKE ME A FIRE BALL AND HIT ME NOW FULL POWER  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

Jester smiled. "Ooooh... Are we playing 'Beat up that guy?' I'd join in, but we're currently trying to beat up this overgrown lighter. ...Let's reschedule." The Fire God then started to chase a Jester. They ran throughout the realm's dimensions, on the roof one second, on the wall the next. Jester never seemed to tire.  

[The_Last_Avenger]

sasuke yawned. "fine...i'l destroy him." he made a small fireball and flicked it into the fire god, making the god explode. "like he said......only fire defeats him...."  

[MissBlackthorne]

kitty had come with them and had bashed dante's head on a rock. '' he'll think he got drunk so i'm off the hook'' she smiled. she loved the craziness of this place. '' man this place rocks, almost as mush as a boulder. hahaha... let me guess i'm not funny'' she said not caring.she seemed to have gone crazy. '' i'm drunk and i know it, otherwise i wouldn't have done this'' kitty said smiling.  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

Jester jumped down (up) from the ceiling, flipped in mid-air, and landed on his... a**. Then he bounced 10ft. and landed on his feet. "You really want him to think he was drunk? Let's leave him here! He'll wake up and be all like 'What the hell, man? One second I'm hangin' with my girl, the next I'm in a place where up, down, left, and right are all each other! Ooooh! My head hurts!!! Boo-hoo-hoo!'"  

[MissBlackthorne]

fine by me, where should we go, i can't think straght cause i'm happy again. did you find my joke funny?'' kitty said leaving dante knocked out. she had an insane smile pasted across her face.'' i'm havin' fun again,finally, life is just a state of mind,yet insanity is something your supposed to enjoy every minute of, embrace the madness''  

[The_Last_Avenger]

sasuke appeared next to jester. "you're annoying......but you have some skill...."  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

"You too, Sasuke." Then he turned to her. "Missy, are you implying that life and insanity are two different things? Since it's you, I'll forgive that blasphemy..."  

[The_Last_Avenger]

sasuke shook his head. "what happened while i killed the annoying god?"  

[MissBlackthorne]

''i guess your right they can seem different but they aren't and why are you being nice to me, people aren't just nice to me, they always want something if they be nice. are like a proper friend or somethin?'' she said as she grew a tail and ran round in circles. '' you know this is fun?'' she said after she stopped.  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

Suddenly, Jester bowed his head and sighed, a rare occurence for him. In a voice which sounded amazingly similar to Arkham's he said, "It's just... you remind me of my daughter... how she used to be..."  

[The_Last_Avenger]

sasuke sat and watched. "i need some popcorn for this movie....."  

[MissBlackthorne]

'ah... i see..sorry..um don't think i got a family, i think i like just appeared and like have been around ever since.. sorry to like upset you, man i need to make you happy again, come with me and we can get drunk and i mean properly and then get kicked out for something then go to other and do the same. its so much fun''kitty said arm round him trying to bring back the happy.'' and i'll pay''  

[Mileena Chardonnay]

Jester smiled. "I know just the place... " He clapped his hands, and suddenly everyone was outside a old-timey saloon. "Good fights, good booze, good God, let's go!"