Corrupt A Wish

[ShadesChild841]

granted but now there is a blizzard and now u have to shovel
i wish i had another new xbox 360  

[Scipio320]

granted but i shoot it mistaking it for a wild dear
I wish i had pokemon game  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, you get either pokemon red or blue. Too bad barely anyone else plays it now.

I wish to have super speed. biggrin  

[Scipio320]

granted but you have no endurance
wish i could stop time  

[PhoenixBlade983]

Granted but you get stuck in time and I laugh at you. blaugh
I wish I could find the new structure deck in stores XD  

[Deathguiser]

granted, but all of its contents are false playing cards, and you are banned from using them anywhere.

I wish That there were witches and wizards like in harry potter, and i was one of them.  

[ShadesChild841]

granted but now voldemorts after u and ur azn girlfrierd likes some dead kid
hippos or rhinos  

[ShadesChild841]

I WISH I HAD ONE!!!!!!!!!  

[Senfyero]

I wish my Bronzong weren't so low on Sp. Atk.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but now it's hp is terrible instead.

I wish I had 5 dollars...  

[ShadesChild841]

granted but i call on my haunter named julio to mind control u to give it to me
i wish i named my haunter eduardo instead of julio  

[darkslasherX]

Granted, but now it can't use mind control until you change its name back.

I wish I had a shiny Charizard.  

[Deathguiser]

grantedm but its a new colored shiny charizard, its the same color of vomit.

I wish Unreal tournament 3 would come out in time for christmas on the PS3.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, you're now the proud owner of a bad egg.

I wish someone would respond to this wish.
EDIT: dang... too slow. emo  

[darkslasherX]

To fix this problem, I will grant both wishes!
@Deathguiser: Granted, but it sucks now.
@Chaotix: Granted, but they don't finish what they wer

I wish this wish would come true.