Corrupt A Wish

[merobean]

Granted, but nao you have to stay their until 9am (lets say work starts at 11am)

I wish I could eat all the crap I want and never gain any weight
emo

 

[Explosive Effects101]

Granted, but then all the crap you eat, fills up your arteries and you have to go have surgery.

I wish I could be 18 already, out of the house and into the marines, the sooner the better!  

[JeSuisAmoree]

granted, but you've missed all the fun you would have had with your friends otherwise

I wish I didn't have any time constraints for anything.  

[Phauxx]

Granted, but now you have a lot more to do.

I wish that one day I'll be successful enough to support and marry my gf.  

[paintxitorange]

Granted, you're successful enough... as a garbage man.

I wish I knew where everyone went...

 

[Phauxx]

Lol! Aww, but I like to smell nice!

Granted, but they all went to Alaska. D:
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I wish I were pretty enough to be one of those really sexy (not so cheap) strippers! I wouldn't strip, though. o_o"  

[JeSuisAmoree]

granted, but now you are hassled to become one!

I wish I could think of better questions for this game rofl  

[Romantic V]

Granted, but you forget them.

I wasih I didn't procrastinate. (XP Spelling)

 

[Explosive Effects101]

I know the one instance your procrastinating with, Van.

I wish I was not bipolar!  

[Lacrimae Angeli]

granted, but now you can't feel anything anymore

I wish I was good at studying XP  

[Pandemonium Warden]

Granted, but now tests are 1000357950324721390462309 pages long, so you have to study all of your waking moments to do good a quizzes.

I wish Michael Doyle loved me.
D: He's hot.  

[Romantic V]

Granted, but he gets hit by a car.

I wish I could fly! mrgreen

 

[Pandemonium Warden]

Granted, but you find that its temporary at a mile into the air.

I wish my life didn't suck so bad.  

[Lacrimae Angeli]

granted...it just sucks less XP (crappy I know)

I wish my friend would talk to me again  

[Objectivist_musicnerd]

Granted but she/he made a complete personality change and now is a douchebag.

I wish I had a better work ethic.