Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[awesomewierdo17]

because you are wearing the same dress/shirt as me  

[xXiMay]

becuz u a copy catter  

[Shinyz]

Because you embarrass me in public with that towel of yours.  

[--Untoten Kase--]

So dark and cold, I drive alone...

Because you stole MY cheese!!!! >=O

...Like a phantom rider, Can't make it all on my own

 

[iiDorky-Cupcake]

cuz i no lesbo  

[Evil_Ink]

i don't do the
p***y
...sorry

 

[thekid15134]

because that would be gross.... i prefer men.  

[awesomewierdo17]

because you stole my jasper hale!  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

Because i don't like Jasper (well...i dont hate him)  

[Ihr Hass]

Because you have rainbows on...  

[awesomewierdo17]

because you insist on not wearing a shirt  

[Ihr Hass]

Cause' you like bananas...  

[LaMellow]

cause you're an evil biatch >=O  

[xDora]

because you got rabbit ears :O  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

Because you wear too much make up (for gods sake! XD)