Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Purple dragon lady]

Kiba charged at Shikamaru, who was also charging at Kiba.  

[Syndactyly]

Kiba tripped. Shikamaru hesitated. With a direct impact skull to skull, sending them back. Kiba shook his head violently as he regained consciousness. Shikamaru drooled and twitched. Kiba laughed.

With sudden rage, Shikamaru kicked Kiba in the chin. "UWAAA!" was all that Kiba could muster. He fell on his back. Still dizzy, Shikamaru walked into a telephone pole, knocking him out. Kiba wiped his bloody lip ready to kick some a**. But to his surprise, his opponent had done all that for him. "What an idiot..." He mumbled. Assuming victory, Kiba started to leave, but tripped! Kage Nui had grasped his leg, and proceeded to drag him about the floor! What was going on?! gonk

Kiba howled. Nailed scratched into the floor beneath him. Shikamaru still lay on the floor, motionless. "WHAT THE HELL!!" Kiba screeched. He then noticed that Naruto was tickling Shikamaru's ear with a feather. Nightmares, perhaps? Kiba began to wonder, as he was still being dragged and thrown around violently, who else the boy torments when he is sleeping lightly.

As a rebuttal, Akamaru sat on Shikamaru's face. The fury of Kage Nui ceased. Kiba sighed with relief. Shikamaru was completely out. KOed.  

[Purple dragon lady]

Suddenly TenTen glomped Kiba from behind.  

[Syndactyly]

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" She yelled, giggling.  

[Purple dragon lady]

Needless to say, Kiba freaked.  

[Captain Verd]

Fortunately, Tenten's p***s got caught in her fly, so Kiba was able to escape to  

[attila the fun]

Village Hidden In the Dirt, where Haku was hanging out.  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Kiba saw Haku and freaked out for about the billionth time. "Wait a sec, am I dead?" he asked Haku, who was digging a hole.

"No, you're not dead, Kiba." responded Haku. "This is where all people who have almost been buttsecks-ed go."
"But, I thought you died." Kiba said.
"I did die."
Kiba was confused and ran away.  

[Missing00]

But he Ran into Sasuke who had also almost been buttsecks-ed by Itachi.  

[Syndactyly]

Itachi actually happened to miss and it went right into Neij's ear. By "it" I mean... well, I'll let you assume.  

[Captain Verd]

Neji, whose head is as hollow as a jack-o-lantern, simply turned the other cheek and went shopping.  

[Purple dragon lady]

He bought several barbie dolls,  

[Pekora]

and a Lee plushie -Squee!-  

[Captain Verd]

which was awkward, since Gai went with him.  

[Purple dragon lady]

Suddenly, Kiba fell over from hunger pains.