Lines You'll Never Hear

[Sol Walker]

((One, yes, I was talking about cars. two because thats funny stuff right there. The whole german bit is a take on Darth Vader being german for Dark Father and I just went with it.))  

[Nelowulf]

((Dunkel is dark. Where do you get Darth? Vader at least resembles Vater, but Darth from Dunkel? I don't see the connection... not being rude, but... i just don't see enough of a resemblence.))  

[Sol Walker]

(hmm...might be dutch...its one of those germanic countries...I could be wrong...)  

[Nelowulf]

((or hebric. I have no idea on the Jewish language. and Georgie boy is definately jewish...))  

[Missing00]

Just out of curiousity Cale, what did your thing say?  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

((Darth vader is dutch Cale..just lettin ya know lol))  

[Nelowulf]

((The dutch don't speak german, I think... If its german, then their dialect is so far off that germans subtitle it. All I know is that the dutch DVD I have has the ability to change its language to german...))  

[Darkened Angel]

Pilot: So, what's the special deal with this one?
Commander: Well, this ship has a new system installed on how it all functions. Top of the line, and easy to understand.
Pilot: Cool, let me try it out. * boards the X-Wing * Okay, let's try a test run... Okay... Take Off command. * pushes button *
X-Wing Computer: * displays a Windows Critical Error pop-up *
Pilot: What the Hell is this? " Error: Cannot run takeoff.exe. File corrupted. "
Commander: * to the mechanic * I thought we put Linux in this one.
Mechanic: We were, but everyone likes the free Solitaire games and stuff that come with it over Frozen Bubble.
Commander: Dammit! Alright, that's it. From now on, we're switching to DOS.  

[Nelowulf]

Geonosis, AOTC timeframe, 4:27 pm, just aftert tea time...


Geonosian:
Nemoidian: Send out... ALL DROIDS!

Droid: Um... sir... that's just it. There's clones out there.

Nemoidian: so? Go out there and fight that war! Protect my a**!

Droid: I don't think you understand sir. There's clones out there.

Nemoidian: Is there a problem? So they're clones! What's wrong with clones?

Droid: Actually, there's only one clone out there.

Geonosian: that much easier. 600 on 1? HA! Your courage circuit fried?

Droid: No. You don't understand. Nelowulf is out there.

Nemoidian: Where did the jedi recruit such a warrior?
Geonosian: I'll take my warriors out into the catacombs to hide.

Droid: We're doomed.


Somewhere, outside the spire at the derelict spawn point...

Nelo: Come on.. 600 units to kill. Where is everyone?  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Nelowulf

Geonosis, AOTC timeframe, 4:27 pm, just aftert tea time...


Geonosian:
Nemoidian: Send out... ALL DROIDS!

Droid: Um... sir... that's just it. There's clones out there.

Nemoidian: so? Go out there and fight that war! Protect my a**!

Droid: I don't think you understand sir. There's clones out there.

Nemoidian: Is there a problem? So they're clones! What's wrong with clones?

Droid: Actually, there's only one clone out there.

Geonosian: that much easier. 600 on 1? HA! Your courage circuit fried?

Droid: No. You don't understand. Nelowulf is out there.

Nemoidian: Where did the jedi recruit such a warrior?
Geonosian: I'll take my warriors out into the catacombs to hide.

Droid: We're doomed.


Somewhere, outside the spire at the derelict spawn point...

Nelo: Come on.. 600 units to kill. Where is everyone?

Lando: I dunno... But i do know that i love colt 45 malt liquor!  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

FrozenPhoenix32

((Darth vader is dutch Cale..just lettin ya know lol))

Vader: Luke, i am your FASHA!!  

[Natch]

Deep_insanity

FrozenPhoenix32

((Darth vader is dutch Cale..just lettin ya know lol))

Vader: Luke, i am your FASHA!!

rofl
Goldmember flashbacks  

[Nospai Deathous]

Battle Droid: Roger, Roger. What's your vector, Victor?  

[Nospai Deathous]

((sorry...just thought of these...))

Luke gets to the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.
Luke: Wow! I've never been in the cockpit of a spaceship before!
Chewie: Raaaarrrgh
Obi: And we have a special present for you.
Luke: Wow! A wind-up AT-ST! *watches it totter and fall over*
Han: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Cont.
Obi wan: Yes...
Han: SHHHHH!!!!!!