Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Shinn Matsunaga]

To hire Aayla Secura's lesbian sister to star in several Ultraporn films.  

[Sol Walker]

Ultraporn....*drool*  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Shinn Matsunaga

To hire Aayla Secura's lesbian sister to star in several Ultraporn films.

lol.  

[Nospai Deathous]

to create a clone of said sister to star in her second ultraporn film: "twinkling twin twi'lek twats"  

[elvisnake]

To simply sit and watch what happens after that.  

[Nospai Deathous]

to make bootleg copies and sell them on a membership basis for $5.99 a month.  

[Missing00]

to have a live feed of said movie sent to every stormie's HUD.  

[ElladanKenet]

(What havok have I started! rofl )

To solve Vader's Padme-lacking-fuleded-depressive-rage by having him guest star with the clone of Aayla Secura's lesbian sister on The Swartz  

[Count of Moogi Cristo]

That 20 BBYs Show- The less said about this, the better.  

[ElladanKenet]

Whose Name is it Anyway?; Can you guess which of the 67,000 clone troops is the REAL Jango Fett?  

[Darkened Angel]

To sit on their asses and do nothing. Dominating the galaxy takes too much time and effort.  

[Nospai Deathous]

Jenga!!  

[ElladanKenet]

To play KOTOR II and make the ultimate Sith  

[Sol Walker]

To kill the ultimate sith because he is a direct threat to Palpantine's willl.  

[Johnny Malone]

To write "The Great American Novel"