Lightsaber Lucas

[elvisnake]

Oh, ok. Let's add a few caribou extra, just for good measure.  

[Sol Walker]

1050?  

[elvisnake]

Works for me...  

[Sol Walker]

then it is decided that the Lice of fifty more Caribou will infest Lucas' groin.  

[AFK Masturbating]

*Throws a prinny at Lucas*  

[Sol Walker]

Enough with the prinnies!!  

[The_Domo_Ninja]

Hmm, lets cut off his testicals with a baseball bat. Then stuff them under his toenails. Of corse we had already cut his toes off and fed them to him.  

[elvisnake]

How do you cut with a bat?  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

elvisnake

How do you cut with a bat?

Maybe the bat was sharp.?  

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

Lucas...

I only wish Rukh was still in my employ, for I would certainly have sent the Noghri to silence you once and for all.  

[Theris Faan]

How To Cut Things With Things That Are Not Meant to Cut Things With:
i.e. removing George Lucas' balls with a baseball bat.
1. Bash object to be removed (henceforth referred to as: Lucas' balls) with a large amount of force until they become black and blue.
2. Commence bashing until said object falls off. Please be patient, as this may take some time (i.e., several days).
3. Be sure to enjoy the victim's pleas for help as you bash their things with things that are not meant to cut things with.

Copyright 2006 Theris Fa'an. Rights are freely given to any who wishes to copy this posting and use it for their own or others' amusement in private or public viewing.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Haha. I like you.  

[The_Domo_Ninja]

Theris Faan

How To Cut Things With Things That Are Not Meant to Cut Things With:
i.e. removing George Lucas' balls with a baseball bat.
1. Bash object to be removed (henceforth referred to as: Lucas' balls) with a large amount of force until they become black and blue.
2. Commence bashing until said abject falls off. Please be patient, as this may take some time (i.e., several days).
3. Be sure to enjoy the victim's pleas for help as you bash their things with things that are not meant to cut things with.

Copyright 2006 Theris Fa'an. Rights are freely given to any who wishes to copy this posting and use it for their own or others' amusement in private or public viewing.

Yeah, what she said.  

[elvisnake]

Very Creative. Bravo.  

[Aanika_Phaeton]

Theris Faan

How To Cut Things With Things That Are Not Meant to Cut Things With:
i.e. removing George Lucas' balls with a baseball bat.
1. Bash object to be removed (henceforth referred to as: Lucas' balls) with a large amount of force until they become black and blue.
2. Commence bashing until said abject falls off. Please be patient, as this may take some time (i.e., several days).
3. Be sure to enjoy the victim's pleas for help as you bash their things with things that are not meant to cut things with.

Copyright 2006 Theris Fa'an. Rights are freely given to any who wishes to copy this posting and use it for their own or others' amusement in private or public viewing.

And those are the wise words of The Great Theris Fa'an.

How enlightening.